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BLUEBOLT's avatar

The closest Costco to me is about a little over 30 miles but hey I will buy a membership anyway, whether I use it or not, just to stand with Costco

JCfromNC's avatar

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He continued, “If you didn’t have a reason to sell your Costco stock and cancel your memberships before… You do now. Refuse to fund their attack on what The People voted for!”

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Funny... While some of MAGA *was* stupid enough to vote *for* tariffs, a whole lot of people, MAGA included, have since discovered that tariffs are double-plus ungood and they no likey any more. So I don't see that trying to rally people around the tariffs is going to get much in the way of momentum.

Rick G.'s avatar

The Costco in Davenport, Iowa stocks Skippy Crunchy.

Of course, the Costco in Kauai served the most perfect no-carb seaweed snack I've ever seen. We are going on a cruise to Hawaii this January just because I need to get back and fill my luggage with more of it. Assuming they still have it.

theblackdog's avatar

I love Costco, but *gasp*

I had to make a return tonight!

Okay so it was actually to return my dead car battery so I could get the $15 core charge back.

If I had an actual complaint it’s that our store is being short sighted in not ordering any more of the cranberry cinnamon goat cheese for the holidays.

Regret's avatar

"Insufficient cranberry cinnamon goat cheese" has got to be peak 1st world problems.

LyftControlledCities's avatar

Well, here in the 1st world, Kristi Noem might shoot the goat they're milking for the crime of smelling like a goat...

Salty Badger's avatar

Like Costco gives even two rat's asses. Even in red-ass Kentucky, the two Costco stores here are always mobbed. Granted it's Louisville, which to most of the state is San Francisco on the Ohio... I dumped Target quickly after they peed in terror and instead shop the local hippie store, or Meijer if I'm in that part of town.

clairence's avatar

Costco memberships are annual, I think, so these folks are like, "I'm canceling... once this year's membership is up."

Gargaxx's avatar

Good riddance. I don't want any MAGA chuds stinkin' up my Costco anyhow.

Dawn's avatar

I buy at Costco whenever I can. I love that they pay their employees well, continue DEI policies, and are now going after Trump. A lot of folks I know don't like the crowds, but I just work around them. One thing I notice is that I see the same employee faces there all the time. They are NICE and obviously happy! They actually look like they're having a good time. As the article stated - it's just plain good business. Thanks for the shoutout to WinCo - We go there for our general shopping (although honestly, the produce isn't all that great) - but it's employee owned and the savings on basic stuff is quite good.

theblackdog's avatar

I wish we had WinCo on the east coast.

Rick G.'s avatar

When we lived in Kent, WA, one great amenity was having a Winco close by.

Dr. No-No's avatar

It's called taking care of two annoying birds with one stone. 😏

PuraVida's avatar

We spend a shit ton of money there and feel great about it. Walmart gets practically nada.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. We don't have a Costco membership, mostly because we don't have storage space for well, much of anything. I do like and appreciate their business model.

Valerie Starr's avatar

Good! That mean ms the maggots and their evil spawn will leave more room for us. Bet they’re the ones who harass the sample ladies .

Toast32's avatar

Jesus. Jondavid. Is that like Jethromerle, or Earlecletus?

PuraVida's avatar

I overheard a cluster of them standing around a sample cart talking about when they were "saved".

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He's just trying to get some of that sweet, couchfuckin' love from the VP.

So thirsty.

Pexas Teat's avatar

It's kissing cousin to Mar'kwayne

CC's avatar

🤣 I thought I was the only one that always read his name as "MarKwayne"...

beebo jr's avatar

"Refuse to fund their attack on what The People voted for!” why oh why do they keep saying this? even dumb shits that voted for trump aren't down with this bullshit!

LyftControlledCities's avatar

They never said what people exactly were included in The People, now did they?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I checked. The People is everyone who agrees with me.

beebo jr's avatar

ah-HA! we've found the scapegoat, then.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

I like Costco but the nearest one is pretty far away, there are about 17 grocery stores that are closer, including our beloved community-owned food co-op. But my next door neighbor shops there online, so maybe I can ask her to order some stuff for me some time.

Regret's avatar

Keep using the co-op, diversity in stores is a good thing.

noname's avatar

THANK YOU thank you thankyou, Herr Dr. Dok.

clairence's avatar

Doc Dok!

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