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clairence's avatar

Costco memberships are annual, I think, so these folks are like, "I'm canceling... once this year's membership is up."

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Gargaxx's avatar

Good riddance. I don't want any MAGA chuds stinkin' up my Costco anyhow.

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Dawn's avatar

I buy at Costco whenever I can. I love that they pay their employees well, continue DEI policies, and are now going after Trump. A lot of folks I know don't like the crowds, but I just work around them. One thing I notice is that I see the same employee faces there all the time. They are NICE and obviously happy! They actually look like they're having a good time. As the article stated - it's just plain good business. Thanks for the shoutout to WinCo - We go there for our general shopping (although honestly, the produce isn't all that great) - but it's employee owned and the savings on basic stuff is quite good.

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Dr. No-No's avatar

It's called taking care of two annoying birds with one stone. 😏

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PuraVida's avatar

We spend a shit ton of money there and feel great about it. Walmart gets practically nada.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. We don't have a Costco membership, mostly because we don't have storage space for well, much of anything. I do like and appreciate their business model.

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Valerie Starr's avatar

Good! That mean ms the maggots and their evil spawn will leave more room for us. Bet they’re the ones who harass the sample ladies .

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Toast32's avatar

Jesus. Jondavid. Is that like Jethromerle, or Earlecletus?

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PuraVida's avatar

I overheard a cluster of them standing around a sample cart talking about when they were "saved".

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He's just trying to get some of that sweet, couchfuckin' love from the VP.

So thirsty.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

It's kissing cousin to Mar'kwayne

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CC's avatar

🤣 I thought I was the only one that always read his name as "MarKwayne"...

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Pexas Teat's avatar

😁

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beebo jr's avatar

"Refuse to fund their attack on what The People voted for!” why oh why do they keep saying this? even dumb shits that voted for trump aren't down with this bullshit!

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Asphalt-Type Person's avatar

They never said what people exactly were included in The People, now did they?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I checked. The People is everyone who agrees with me.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

I like Costco but the nearest one is pretty far away, there are about 17 grocery stores that are closer, including our beloved community-owned food co-op. But my next door neighbor shops there online, so maybe I can ask her to order some stuff for me some time.

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noname's avatar

THANK YOU thank you thankyou, Herr Dr. Dok.

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clairence's avatar

Doc Dok!

Who's there?

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

Great news! I'm all for less MAGAts in my local Costco.

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Thixotropickle's avatar

I hope every one of the butthurt MAGATS makes sure to buy at least $500 worth of Costco products so they can film more self-own videos of themselves shooting and blowing up their purchases. I'm ready to enable their fake virtue-signaling displays which completely miss the point of their own stupid and totally ineffective titty-babby whinging.

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Don't dox me bro's avatar

MAGA boycotting COSTCO will make the working lives of the front end employees much better. It will also improve the shopping experience. I, for one, don't like sharing space with Trump's sycophants.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Our family are all Costco people. If Costco is going to become a MAGA-free zone, all the better.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

All of the upfists for Costco!

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