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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

I am totally supportive of Trump being the new host of the Rushbo shitshow, if he will step out of the role as POTUS. I think it will be very fulfilling for everyone involved.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

I hope they give each other Coronavirus.

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JerseyDude's avatar

So he wants to be king of something,anything as long as he is the king. Well a radio show listened to by crazy old white people is the perfect place for him. It will give him something to do from his prison cell

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Buzz1313's avatar

Can someone answer a question for me? When China got hit with covid-19, the right wingers here didn’t question it or call it a hoax- they cancelled their flights to China. When Italy got smacked with it, the right wingers cancelled their flights to Italy. We get it here In the US and suddenly it’s a “Democrat hoax” or “5G towers” or “tyranny”. Whatever could have made them go from believing it was a real thing when it was overseas but now it’s all a hoax?

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RickK's avatar

You know who else fed people without making them work, and thought huge gatherings in church were total bullshit?

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

Jesus, but he was a dirty pinko commie.

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

They just don't want to believe it can happen here, because... American exceptionalism? Dunning Kruger effect? Tertiary syphilis?

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Kooolest G's avatar

Please please take phone calls live on air. There’s no way anybody will call in and get past the screener just to heckle trump

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RickK's avatar

I like the cut of your jib!

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Trump wouldn't risk having lower ratings than Limbaugh

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whatwhomever's avatar

Limbaugh and Trump are basically the same person

You forgot grotesquely fat. Also one of them is dying and the other isn’t... or are they (with votes, of course)?

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whatwhomever's avatar

Particularly since his screener would be the best screener ever. No one’s ever had a screener like this one!

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whatwhomever's avatar

He was also of a dusky hue.

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chimpevil_redux's avatar

As much as Limbaugh is an execrable pig, at least he does have rudimentary broadcasting skills. I can only imagine that a Trump talk show would be like a fifth-grader on a high-dose of Adderall, sniffing and snuffling, bored at having to read a paragraph from Mutiny of the Bounty.

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Leftflank's avatar

For the uninitiated, there is knob on radio and you turn knob until Coronalingus comes in clear.Theeeen, you can use land line to make telephonic connection to Coronalingus Central and speak to Captain Covid directly after turning down the noise knob, that is.

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Teecha's avatar

This is a world where the presdinet of the USA has enough time to have a radio show.

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