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Takoma DC's avatar

And in crayon.

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

Is that a young Al Franken on the picture?

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bobbert's avatar

ISWYDT

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bobbert's avatar

Why y'all slagging Alabama's artisanal laws?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

We need to get to these primary thingies and start thinning the herd. I'm fuckin' tired of listening to these dickheads fall all over each other to say the exact same thing someone else said that jumped their poll numbers up microscopically.

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blaid droog's avatar

You could read nothing but wonkette, for the laffs and otherwise pay no attention to the msm. That's what I do. Some days I don't even read wonkette.

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Wombat's avatar

I dunno, I think it's worse when they come up with original material. Just when you think you've heard the most cringeworthy or appalling thing a candidate could possibly say, they hit you with something even more horrible.

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Wombat's avatar

John McCain still gives him $20 bucks a week, but only if he gets all his chores done on time.

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H0mer0's avatar

I was looking for the one with Fred and "Frank" in juxtaposition (from "The Daily Show" )but this may work also too. The disclaimer in the right lower corner suggests this "artist" made this for Ron Paul's campaign (like pfft, anybody fears Ron Paul...akshully, the thought of his cold steel speculum may cause vaginismus...)

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Isn't Tom Perkins busy kissing up to her?

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unionthuggery's avatar

Costanza was a communist. That's why Steinbrenner sent him to Cuba.

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Doug Langley's avatar

You wouldn't believe how many actual customers have made that exact complaint to tech support.

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cleos_mom's avatar

"You don't want to shoot me; you want to shoot that fetus over there...."

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cleos_mom's avatar

I've heard about that!

The first time was at some point during the first Eisenhower Administration.

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