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He ghey-married BooBoo, became a citizen and they lived in Yellowstone Park until the day the hunters arrived...

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As an American and a Father, I stand with Tim McGraw.

The NRA can go to hell.

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Thanks a lot gun jumpers. You have made me like Tim McGraw.

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You do understand that I'm making a point about how fugging hypocritical these idiots are.... right?

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How could he do that? He's been dead (and in jail) since 2013.

Right?

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You are correct.

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... I remember being at a restaurant and over-hearing a group of (assumed) lesbians talking about "a strappy little slip-on"... and one of our companions remarked... "they're not talking about shoes, are they?"

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Fair, yes. Downside, not so much. Supporting Wonkette with munniez means we will continue to have brilliant insight and acerbic commentary (if comments were allowed) on the shit-hole state of the world today. If a free program like ABP is worth money (and it is), then so too Wonkette but so, so much more.

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No. No, they don't. At least they admit that their "side" is all about "noise" - it sure as fuck ain't reasonable, rational thought... since there is nothing even remotely reasonable or rational when it comes to the ammosexual gun-humping screed. The "political implications" I would like to see would be the NRA et al being denied every opportunity to influence social discourse on this issue. Yeah... I know.. "You may say I'm a dreamer

But I'm not the only one

I hope someday you will join us

And the world will be as one".

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You are DEFINITELY not the only one...

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Full disclosure - I'm Australian. I just sit and read these types of stories with my mouth open - most of us do.

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I took the Quiz to show how much I knew about Hillary. The correct answer to all the questions was Benghazi! For some reason I did not score 100%. You lie! Also too, good for Tim McGraw whoever he is.

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I have also been on the receiving end of this Sandy Hook conspiracy crap - the asshole I was burdened with listening to insisted that the children never actually existed, and that, in payment for pretending to have had children killed in this nightmare, the families all had their houses paid off in a "mysterious" transaction on Christmas day...for evidence, asshole pointed to a statewide property assessment.

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They also don't stand for the whole second amendment, just for the part that they think means that white, Christian assholes have an absolute right to all the guns and ammo they can afford, just in case the "minorities" commence to rioting or, even worse, voting!

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Yeah, I just bought my first Tim McGraw CD because of this.

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These kids were out and out slaughtered. I wonder what those hecklers would think if that had happened to their kid.

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