The Senate is expected to vote today on a bill that would extend funding for the federal government for two additional weeks while also cutting four billion clams from current spending levels. Senate Democrats are "conceding defeat this time," but vow to say mean things about John Boehner before voting on a similar bill two weeks from now. “I don’t like this death by 1,000 cuts, but I also don’t want a government shutdown,” says Senator Barbara Mikulski (D-MD), who will most likely vote today to die by 1,000 cuts. (Cutting Pro Tip: It's "down the highway" not "across the street.") "Democratic senators suggested Tuesday they would win — next time." Yes. Yes, of course. [
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Little Rock leveled by the latest quakes. Experts put the damage in the hundreds of dollars.
How much does one of those earthquake machines cost? Just wondering.
It&#039;s not an ACME product right?
Then they&#039;re calling their dads, and possibly taking their balls and bats and going home.