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This would be good news for rational discourse, except <a href="http:\/\/www.intensedebate.com\/users\/1892169" target="_blank">partisan hacks are mostly impervious to facts and logic</a>.

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Lieberman is not a lizard, he's a basset hound.

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He's just as likely to start his own cult.

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Does he have any tattoos or body art? We could learn so much. Things like body piercings and tattoos of Chinese symbols or yin and yang or some other shit would indicate a left-leaning bent, whilst tattoos of swastikas and names of various women he's fucked during his lifetime would indicate a conservative. Also, no tattoos or body art at all would mean he's a conservative of the craziest kind.

I'm here to simply matters, wonketteers!

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If the government was trying to control him through grammar, shouldn't he have shot an English teacher?

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This guy will never be part of general population.

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It all makes sense now! Well, no, not really.

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Who knew independent meant disconnected?

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Right-wingers don't even pretend to use logic. Loughner wrote in (insane) syllogisms. Therefore, Loughner is a Marxist.

Loughner wants to return to the gold standard (so far as I can figure out). William Jennings Bryan apparently liked gold so much, he wanted to make a cross out of it. Therefore, Loughner is a Democrat. Plus a Muslim.

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As a college teacher I'm registering as in-depedantic.

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My town has a nutty guy wandering around damning large trucks to hell and he has eyes like that. Should I be afraid?

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