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Kay Ducky's avatar

TP USA must be dead too, with all of those little fascists lining up to fight DumbleDon's neato new holy war, right?

Brendan Bartlett's avatar

My favorite clip was the guy who asked the crowd "Who wants to see impeachment hearings?" And he got a big cheer and he had to tell them that was the wrong answer and asked the again to get some halfhearted boos.

Easterncedar's avatar

Thanks for doing the real journamalism for us, Dom. The Persian angle is disturbing, as is the idea of Abbott running (er...rolling?) for President, but I gagged/laughed a bit at that Bannon picture, cause it looked at first as though he was pantsless at the podium.

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Thanks for venturing into, escaping, and reporting back from Mordor. FYI given the strong fractures among Iranian-Americans (and the global Persian diaspora) re. how to recover their (previously educated, modern) country from the current oppressive regime, including plenty who dismiss any relevance of the prince-in-exile, perhaps consider next time inserting before your "Iranian expats" the qualifier "(subset of)".

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𝑎𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 100 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔, “𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑅𝑒-𝑧𝑎 𝑃𝑎ℎ-𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑖

Since we are now in the business of restoring monarchies, how about asking King Charles if England would take us back?

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

and give us healthcare.

John_atx's avatar

As the old saying goes, “Fuck Ted Cruz”

G-7 in Space's avatar

OT Governor of Colorado opens a Time Capsule from 1907

https://youtu.be/08ypArnmjyo?si=S0tqKOQjuuy82wxG

Pollis is kind of a joke here...can we do better, CO?

Also, great headline- "Neighbor's Horsewhip Free Lover'...you go, 1907!

Taralynnelo's avatar

It was very telling.

Merrie Mac, Libelsländerin's avatar

“special military operation”

AHEM

It's an 𝑒𝑥𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛, thank you very much. Same as when your cruise ship docks in Marseille.

biff murphy's avatar

Kat Kamack have that pigling yet?

Daniel's avatar
1hEdited

Take a little walk to the edge of town

Go across the tracks

Where the vile fucks look,

Mic'ed up for the room

As they shift and clap

Where secrets lie 'bout the border criers,
 in the humming wires

Hey man, you know
 you’re never coming back

Pasty squares, Nazi tinged,
 haste the ills, passing stacks

On a gathering storm comes
 a short pudgy man

He's that dusty Schlapp scrote with his letch right hand

Tommy Mo's avatar

Whatever happened with the whole Matt Schlapping the young men thing?

Daniel's avatar

Settlement.

Owlftr13's avatar

Must have been a poor turnout, they didn't even crash Grindr this time.

Parakeetist's avatar

OT:

Today, friends, is the First Great Indictment of Donald John Trump.

Did you light your candles and have your drink yet?

gallbladder's avatar

I ate some taco chips, does that count?

Parakeetist's avatar

Yes, it does. Add to it a flaming vodka shot and you're set.

Resource NW's avatar

The dip seemed off tho....

gallbladder's avatar

I told you not to go near it!

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

OT: If you didn't read Tiedrich this morning here he is: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/as-the-world-burns-preznit-fuckwit-b61

Also, too, best sign ever: The Biggest difference between Iran and Vietnam; trump had a plan for getting out of Vietnam.