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Glia's avatar

It kind of makes me think of when christianists say things like "But if you don't believe in god, what is to stop you from going around raping and killing people?" And then we stare at each other, because this question makes no sense to people who just don't want to do those things on account of not being a sociopath.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

If it were me, all I would've been concerned with was getting the fuck away from those paparazzi pricks behind me. I'm no fan of the royal family, but I can empathize with Princess Diana as a woman. Hell, to be honest, I remember well watching her hitch herself up to Ears Windsor at about 2:00am on cable television while I, as a new, 17 year old mum, was attempting to perfect the process of nursing my newborn baby girl.

Despite my youth and the fairytale ambiance that was portrayed, I thought that she was NUTS.

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popebuck1's avatar

I can do better than that - I have experienced the Eiffel Tower at King's Island just outside Cincinnati. Trust me, the view of Paris is of EXACTLY the same quality as the view of King's Mill, Ohio.

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jsmukg's avatar

No, Bitchburn. Let me fix this for your diseased ameobic little two brain cells. Lizzie wanted Di out of the way permanently--she always hated her and after Di was not only not good enough for her precious son and contemplating divorcing him WHILE fucking (HORRORS!!!!!!) an A-RAB (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), Lizzie took one of her little executive actions. That murder was planned and staged and Di was never going to survive it.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Or they have to find that big difference between themselves and poor people. Who don't seem different enough to explain the immense difference. I'm sure rich people would consider life not worth living if they had to switch. So it's urgent they find something.

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arglebargle's avatar

That would have made one hell of a story.

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H0mer0's avatar

speak for yourself/sn

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Otherwise she might get unsettled.

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Gigglesnort's avatar

"Making more money than you could ever spend in 12 lifetimes." .. but, but, if you don't give that to the Job Creators, they won't wave their magic job creation wand and nobody will have jobs. (The alternative of removing said job creators and seizing the means of production is looking better and better, the farther we get into late-stage capitalism).

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Janecita đŸ‡µđŸ‡¸đŸ‡¾đŸ‡ª's avatar

Damn, you should bottle up your energy! I love tomato soup, I make huge batches during the summer and I freeze them, I’m down to my last two containers.

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

Question: What is the weird insect like creature behind Princess Di and Magnum?

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Heavy Armor's avatar

But France is home to the commie-sympathizers AND the cheese-eating surrender m******s. That's why we freed their toast and their fries.

/MAGAt-speak

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Smibo's avatar

They call that "expanding their base."

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space cadet valedictorian's avatar

Yes, a total lack of personal responsibility. She OWED her kids that.

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Seek's avatar

Who doesn't want a man in his 70's who is obese and has an atrocious diet, gets no exercise and goes off on raging tangents, to also not sleep regularly? Seems totally legit

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Ill-Advised's avatar

How long without sleep can you go before psychosis sets in?

And would anyone notice?

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