Readers may remember that I, Snipy, tried to quit Wonkette last year to go work for hot new conservative music site Big Dawg Music Mafia - "Where Conservative Is Cool." Alas, the Editrix wooed me into staying here, thus depriving me of the chance to help set up the
&quot;Spread your tiny wings and fly away. And take the <strike>snow</strike> derp back with you where it came from on that day.&quot;
<i>With lyrics as powerful as Bob Dylan (yes, that powerful),</i> Ok, let&#039;s see him make sense of &quot;Hurricane&quot;.
Holy balls of fungus ! They are still alive ?!!
He sounds even better after you have passed out. Or so I&#039;ve been told.
He was just the warm-up comedian.
Yeah, but where&#039;s Jake... and Boozer?
Hey, Mister TeaBag Man, play a song for me...
â« &quot;This Gran Wants you Back aga-a-a-i-nnn...&quot;â«
The high point is when they throw their underwear up onto the stage.
&quot;Greetings, decadent Wonketarians! It is I, your Snipy....&quot;
&quot;Now I need you to be a real goombah, see?&quot;
Can I just listen to some Anne Murray instead?
&quot;Spread your tiny wings and fly away. And take the <strike>snow</strike> derp back with you where it came from on that day.&quot;
D minor, the saddest of all keys
CPAC- if you&#039;re such a shitty musician even the local coffee house won&#039;t let you play for tips