Important news! According to Politico , Obama has a relative named "Bo Obama" who — no, wait, they're talking about that fucking dog. Never mind. This publication put two whole reporters to work tracking down that dog's trainer, because they are a newspaper that concerns itself with governmental affairs. And they called this article "THE REAL BO OBAMA," as it's important for journalists to look into the backgrounds of those who serve in our government as animals who shit on the White House lawn. How big is this story?
Jesus Dollar Christ! I read the comments and now I'm worse off for it.
Who is Him...LBJ's beagle?
* sound of drool dripping on the floor from my mouth*
Who was George Bush?
Never mind that dog - I'm gobsmacked to learn about a pony called Macaroni!