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Where pickups?

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Sorry, but starting a statement with "not to stereotype anyone, but" isn't really different from "not to be racist, but." You know that what's coming after that "but" will do just that. As LGBTQIA+ implies by the alphabet soup, the queer community is as diverse as the nation. :)

I suspect you had your tongue in your cheek when you wrote that, but by adding the disclaimer, the sarcasm kinda gets lost.

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Never been to Cracker Barrel a nod I don’t plan to. For breakfast, I prefer to support the local diner down the road rather than a national chain.

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Or ANY Trump rally.

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Yes, they did. But they didn't say what these morons wanted them to say.

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Their pickups did too..

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Southern food: If it ain't fried, it's boiled tasteless.

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Can't find it anymore, but I read a tweet in response to the announcement that CB was dead to them that said, "We should have realized they weren't on our side when they had a slur for White people in their name." I don't know if they meant it as a joke or not, but either way, it was hilarious to me.

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This happened years ago. I can clearly remember video of the protesters with their signs outside CB. An old guy (really old) gets out of his car and yells at them: "You stay over there and we'll stay over here!"

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I've noticed that even in racially diverse neighborhoods, the employees are almost all white.

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"Sure, I got principles. Lots of 'em. Which ones do you want?"

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Dope-slapped once again by that damn "invisible hand". Didn't see that coming.

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I thought the Fortress of Cracker Barrel was already breeched a couple years ago when they started serving vegan sausage?

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Brilliant.

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From: Field Marshall Colonel-General Elizabeth (Betsy) Bierstein, Field Commander, Antifa Army Dixie Front Shock Army VII.

To: Antifa Army Supreme Command and Antifa Army Strategic Oversight Board Of Review For Strategic Thought

Re: Dixie Front Shock Army VII Progress

Latest two prong encirclement of reactionary fascist forces has met with complete success.

Elements of Third Armored Lesbians Tank Army counter attacked hapless and abandoned fascist forces at the strategic corn syrup and starch fortress known as "Cracker Barrel" and managed to "persuade" many fascists to surrender.

Our new prisoners of war can be fed with the "food" seized at the Cracker Barrel supply depots.

However I must ask that more supplies of REAL FOOD be dispatched to our own forces as soon as possible.

As always I join with all of you in a great shout of victory as ANTIFA ARMY MARCHES EVER ONWARD TO TOTAL VICTORY!

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