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Woo Way Dray's avatar

Our legal system is neither legal, nor a system.

GoodToGoFreeWilly's avatar

Enrique has managed to hold onto the tinfoil crown of the Pud Bois, but it is said no one else wants it, and also, they hope he takes the fall as their Dear Leader.

Apres Boi, le deluge.

GoodToGoFreeWilly's avatar

The 'I'm different and the rules don't apply' runs strong in the MAGAts' identity.

GoodToGoFreeWilly's avatar

I'm feeling optimistic. I think the right will always be attracting the weakest minds, because it has the flimsiest platform.

Educated and smart people lean left for a reason. Even paying top-dollar at Fox has brought them a stable of horse's arses. No one is looking at Kravenaugh, Army of God Barrett, or Clarence UncleTom and thinking: here are some great legal minds. The Federalist Society is a walk of shame.

You play a stupid game, you get morons for teammates and fans.

Tosca's avatar

Is there a Guinness World Record for the number of times you shoot yourself in the foot? https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Barney's avatar

Last time a crew of yokels this stupid committed a gang of felonies this brazen it was the Bundy bros at the Malheur Refuge.

Remember when they beat that rap? Now Big Daddy's running for Governor of Idaho.

Our legal system... the best ever?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Watched it sometimes as about that same age. Certainly not the apex of her career but she did a credible job of separating the two roles.

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I confess this was inspired by the SCTV sketch Cheese Hostesses bit.

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Tarrio has been making money as a snitch.

Larry has been working the RWNJ Radio for decades.

I'm going to guess that Larry is way ahead in the money race and Tarrio is going to piss off a lot of his former best buds.

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Forever a classic.

I have resolved, ever since seeing it, not to fucking shoot myself in the foot or any other body part.

The fact that I don't own a firearm and, having been in the Army, know what they can do, I don't play around with them.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And a face-licking club.

The face-licking is essential and totally alpha-male.

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Whatever it is, he is angling for it.

Is there is such a thing as a Stupidity Defense?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Fair point.

0.5 points each.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Sounds like a plan.

That would have been rejected as an episode of Night Court,

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

One of Tarrio's trusted lieutenants immediately leaked the audio to reporters at Reuters, because LOL DUH.

Wait, is there no honor among... snitches?

Because, just remember, Tarrio was a much-cossetted snitch himself.

Old LE saying: Exploit your informants. Don't fall in love with them.

motmelere's avatar

That's the real problem, isn't it? Too many idiots play with them.