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It's not a good sign when you need to reel somebody in <i>before</i> they get a look at you.

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"Photos . . . will never be posted anywhere."

Oh well, then - sure, no problem!

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And get the third, prolly.

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Huh? Do these poor schlubs get "unreal" replies to their Craigslist ads?

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♫♪ Please come to Boston . . .

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that made me laugh out loud.

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now, we are on the road to recovery.

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<i>Times</i> op-ed lineup:

—A failed humorist-gone-serious with a safe-for-PBS conservative slant. —A dweeb who never got over going getting accepted at Hahvahd. —An angry "red"-head who has issues with daddy and Bill Clinton. —A prize-winning economist who says we need more government spending, again and again and again and....again. And again. —A woman with a boring name whose columns are also boring. —A number of recycled theater critics.

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...Hmmmmmm?'

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....shhhhhh, my wife doesn't know and I was really drunk that night!!!!

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...yeah, I had to have a "reduction" because I kept tripping over the damn thing!

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OT, but is Kate Upton really "a gray 35" now? She doesn't look it.

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Homer Simpson would nominate another cause/solution model.

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<i>In New York after 9/11, the Yankees and Mets introduced “God Bless America” to the seventh inning stretch.</i>

I will never, <i>never</i> forgive the terrorists for this.

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...yeah, I gotta wrap it around my leg to make sure it doesn't drag on the ground when I walk.

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...hehe

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