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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Scott Walker commercials are appearing on our Minnesota TeeVee stations. Is there a way to safely bleach a TeeVee?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

It's not as bad as getting Santorum all over himself, but it's still pretty bad.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>...but there’s still a chance he’ll be able to shine in a time of crisis.</i>

Like a stream of bats' piss.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Don't forget the horseradish.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I know. Imagine a person being interviewed for a job and is asked the question “Why do want this job?”

Interviewee: “I hate this company and everything about the job is against all I believe. When can I start?”

Interviewer: “I like your spunk!”

Ilgattomorte's avatar

In response to your headline, I once got some Chris Christie on a suede jacket. It's almost impossible to get Christie out of suede and the dry cleaning costs are enormous. I don't recommend it.

Vienna Woods's avatar

The top picture- gentlemen, we have the cast for Dumb and Dumber 2!

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Follow along class: Koch Industries owns Kimberly Clark which owns the Scott <i>toilet paper</i> brand. And the Koch Bros favorite candidates? Scott Walker, Scott Brown, Rick Scott. Draw your own conclusions.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>getting your asshole bleached</i>

so you're saying, pour it directly on Walker?

fuflans's avatar

nay, i think we got us a big ole gov rauner. but he'll fuck it up. and madigans will make sure he can't do too much damage.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Scott Brown ads are appearing on my NY boob tube station as well. I view it as yet another sign of the impending apocalypse.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Then campaign for reelection by repeating the message that the government is broken, that you need to be sent back to fix it, and that government is evil and needs to be shut down, for freedom.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Circles within circles, man. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!