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eddi-SABH's avatar

They only have one setting, spin cycle.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Thank you for this. I'm an owner of a Boston Terrier who hates water. Nevertheless, this little guy is terrific. Whenever I feel down today, I'm watching this.

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weejee's avatar

Woof-tee-do!

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Nice to see joy in the midst of so much negative news.

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Menotsure's avatar

When the water pot is shown him

Our boy gets real busy

How can he get quite that wet

And yet still not be dizzy?

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Stanta Knows's avatar

Doggeral for reals.

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Zap's avatar

Who let the doggeral out?

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Menotsure's avatar

Woof!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

There's a fella who knows what he likes and pursues it gleefully...

And he's right, it's the simple pleasures

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Free beach's avatar

Ok. They broke the cute meter this morning!

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LilJerseyGirlLost/Lori H's avatar

Good Gods, that gif was needed!!! LOLOL and Thank you!! Now, I can brave the TABS!!

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Pure joy. Thank you.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Lemme guess - the dog's named Charybdis?

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

That's basically me anywhere there is a swimming opportunity

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JCfromNC's avatar

A bit of laundry soap and toss your dirty clothes in there, and that's one job taken care of.

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Free beach's avatar

Forward thinking. Needed.

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Aside from the hair and dog slobber residue, it could work.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Yep, probably a slobbering little beast when not twirling.

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Nasty Woman Persist's avatar

That's what I call a tempest in a teapot.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

I am the W̵h̵i̵r̵l̵w̵i̵n̵d̵ Whirlpool!

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

I do not care WHO the shooter was "dating". His mom gave that info out, after his grandmother proudly stated that everyone in the family is a MAGAT. The fact that he learned hate at their knees and how to use a rifle as a matter of course couldn't be more ironic.

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JoaquinDinero's avatar

Well, I am in Michigan (not the Detroit area tho) and I am *very* interested in our upcoming Senate race so I signed up as a "virtual guest" for Rebecca's fundraiser and threw in a little extra. Looking forward to chatting with some folks. PS I don't look anything like my picture ;)

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Khavrinen's avatar

"40 Italian Phrases You (I) Need to Learn Before Your (My) Trip to Italy, HEART EYES EMOJI!"

Left out:

"I am not a MAGAt."

"I did not vote for Donald Trump."

"Tariffs are a stupid idea."

"They won't release the Epstein files because Trump's name is all over them."

"Do not come to the USA, it is not safe there."

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tegrat's avatar

Just to be clear, and as pointed out by Josh at TPM, being in love with a transitioning person says NOTHING about your politics. We still have no idea what Robinson's politics were, if he even had any measurable bent in any direction.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I've been to Olive Garden a handful of times. Each time, the decision was made based on specials they were running seen in TV commercials. Each time, they didn't have the special.

Just a corporate chain trying too hard to feel like an Authentic Italian Restaurant!™

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Virg's avatar

I realize this sounds like a conspiracy craziness, but those 'texts' don't sound like any 22 year old I've ever been, raised up, or known. They have his phone, and the roomies' phone. I would not put it past them, as they are filthy monsters, of sending these texts to support their version that he was a left wing loon with a trans lover. Is there no one who can figure out when these were really sent or if they were sent 'later'. Jimmy Kimmel was absolutely right. Also too Jimmy, said nothing derogatory about Kirk.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Re: Tyler Robinson’s “politics” (read “corporate media mindfucking”), his grandmother has already said the *entire family* are “staunch” (read “idiotic”) Republicans; that’s good enough for me.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

It is entirely plausible that he was raised MAGAt and then later came to change his mind about one particular thing (LGTBQ rights ... because he went to college outside the family and news media bubble and met an actual living breathing person) while still retaining the fucked up radicalization from his upbringing that says "violence is a proper response to injustice".

So, the right radicalized him. But then he decided that the injustice that mattered to him the most ... just happened to align with a left-wing ideal.

That does not take away from the fact that it was right wing radicalization that drove him to kill Charlie Kirk. However inconvenient that is for the simple minds on the right to understand.

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ritingon's avatar

Olive Garden is an above-average casual dining chain and doesn't deserve the hate from one sector or the idolatry from another. If you emerge from an experience there thinking "Italian food is the best", good on you for trying something new; you have an entire world to experience. If you emerge from there thinking "that's a solid Italian-American take on casual dining", you are indeed correct.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk on the most important issue of the day in Tabs.

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cynmac's avatar

Agreed. Not a restaurant that I seek out but a good choice if you are trying to feed tweens and old people at the same time.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Jake Tapper, please answer the Courtesy Phone!

NYT: "While boasting about his administration’s efforts to solve wars, Trump flubbed one of his favorites. He said that he had helped stop the war between Azerbaijan and Albania. He meant Armenia."

[Remember when JRB Jr mistakenly called the Egyptian leader ‘president of Mexico’?]

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

Can we close Villa?

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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Today we went to get Mrs Mild’s eyes measured for her upcoming cataract surgery next month. It took less than ten minutes and the tech was very friendly.

Mrs Mild has been complaining a lot recently about double vision, seeing halos around lights, etc. The opthamologist also recommended that I get the surgery, but her vision is much worse than mine.

Besides, she wouldn’t be able to drive me to and from the surgery and follow-ups with her vision like this.

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Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Sadly I haven't seen any coupons for BOGO for cataract surgery.

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UVB-76's avatar

Do they offer a two-fer deal?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Wouldn't it be a four-fer?

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I’ve read what Kimmel said like 10 times now and I still can’t figure out what he is supposed to say in his apology or to whom.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

"sorry that my opinion didn't match the right wing talking point of the moment"

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Holly - Yep it's me's avatar

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck - CBS and now fucking ABC can eat my sciatica ridden ass. I just canceled my Disney+ and Hulu bundle. I will now start Karen-ing the fuck outta advertiser's with my charming expletive driven verbiage. I'd suggest everyone else do the same. Fuck these commercially driven fuckheads. Caving to fascism isn't a good look for them. The majority of this country hates this shit and yet they still caved. Cowards and fuckheads - every last one. Colbert and Kimmel will simply move to streaming and the networks will see a breathtaking drop in viewship. The TV ratings folks must be shitting bricks. Television is fast becoming obsolete and they've done it with this breathtaking stupidity *sad trombone sound*. As the old saying goes - two can play this fucking game. We have work to do kids. Cancel subscriptions and send those charming little notes of love to the networks and all the advertizers. Fuck these fucking fucks. I wish sciatica on all of them.

Love Holly

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Network television is dead thanks to streaming, and it is such a small niche in a corporate media conglomerate.

Throwing that baby out with the bathwater is like losing a thimbleful from the ocean for the billionaire owners of these media operations.

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Virg's avatar

I sent my love not to corporate American Ball less Collaborators

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Resource NW's avatar

First they came for Colbert, then they came for Kimmel. What's next, the Bears?

https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Nah, the Berenstains turned MAGA a few years back and are safe.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Berenstein

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

MY NAME IS BARENSTAIN!!!

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Gotta have my Tab's and Coffee in the Morning ☕💯👍

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

OT!

Leave Barry alone. He left the job ten years ago.

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1968460216959386024

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

But he’s still one of the most eloquent, and popular, leaders we have, so the more he wants to speak up, the better.

Thought he handled the jackass heckler pretty well.

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