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Rick Hill's avatar

"Women...are doubtless in the best position to offer policy ideas."Gop response: "Well it's a good thing women are in their best "position". Hurr hurr..amirite guys?" Seriously, though, you know this is a bad argument to make to conservatives because part of driving the economy into the ground and having lower classes is increasing the number of hawt women willing to sell themselves for food money.

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Rick Hill's avatar

I don't know...don't whore's usually sell themselves to anyone regardless of party? And, considering the return the Johns get on their investment, cheap whores would be closer to the truth.

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calliecallie's avatar

I thought wonkette didn't allow comment whores?

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calliecallie's avatar

Best. Grant. Proposal. Ever. Economist gets sweet gubmit moniez to fund his trip to Budapest to "study" the prostitutes.

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calliecallie's avatar

Women take off their clothes when it gets hot? Who knew?

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Mavenmaven's avatar

The right doesn't mind cheaper prostitution, it means their fundraisers and conventions cost less.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and it means you won't have to give the Secret Service a raise

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

every guy at spring break?

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chascates's avatar

Well, now no one will want to do anything about global warming.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

so says noted climate scientist, Nelly.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Picking up.... prostitutes in Budapest.I think I got it. I'll be right back. I've got a....um..... fact-finding mission to tend to.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Let them eat coke!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I've always preferred ELP's version of Copland's "Fanfare for the Common Whore".

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And Dok Zoom is a comment tater?

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

They'll do anything to get in the HVAC for a minute.

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