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Here's what a showplace church should look like:

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I've said something like this before, but-- Pizza Eaters, BUY LOCAL! You have nothing to lose but these chains.

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A porn magazine is backup in case your electricity is out and you didn't buy one of those newfangled solar chargers.

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I believe it's pronounced "Nipples."

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From the story, I'm guessing they have taxes. With $820M of municipal bonds to service.

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ci@lis and vi@gra also,too

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no cheeseburgers or lobster!

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So he's going to be conducting stem cell and cloning experiments on the residents? WTF?

If Margaret Sanger had known what was coming she would have funded research into creating an artificial uterus. Really if these guys are just so in love with the idea of procreating why not bypass all that messy crap about trying to control all the wimmenz and just go straight to babby making factories on their private islands?

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Oh for a plague of Scientologists to descend on them!

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Waaaay too gay for these folks.

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This is great news for my new town nearby. I just can't decide whether to call it West Pornton, or East Spanksbury.

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Or, youknow, international heroin smugglers.

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Everybody has a slot in this warped Shangri-La.

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I understand the schoolgirls wear pleated plaid skirts and knee socks under their burqas.

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And yet the wingnuts complain about Dearborn being too Muslinish. As always, some religions are more equal than others

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