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Lot_49's avatar

Here's what a showplace church should look like:

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The Quirk's avatar

I've said something like this before, but-- Pizza Eaters, BUY LOCAL! You have nothing to lose but these chains.

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PsycWench's avatar

A porn magazine is backup in case your electricity is out and you didn't buy one of those newfangled solar chargers.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I believe it's pronounced "Nipples."

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bobbert's avatar

From the story, I'm guessing they have taxes. With $820M of municipal bonds to service.

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artem1s's avatar

ci@lis and vi@gra also,too

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artem1s's avatar

no cheeseburgers or lobster!

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artem1s's avatar

So he's going to be conducting stem cell and cloning experiments on the residents? WTF?

If Margaret Sanger had known what was coming she would have funded research into creating an artificial uterus. Really if these guys are just so in love with the idea of procreating why not bypass all that messy crap about trying to control all the wimmenz and just go straight to babby making factories on their private islands?

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artem1s's avatar

Oh for a plague of Scientologists to descend on them!

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malsperanza's avatar

Waaaay too gay for these folks.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This is great news for my new town nearby. I just can't decide whether to call it West Pornton, or East Spanksbury.

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malsperanza's avatar

Or, youknow, international heroin smugglers.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Everybody has a slot in this warped Shangri-La.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I understand the schoolgirls wear pleated plaid skirts and knee socks under their burqas.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

And yet the wingnuts complain about Dearborn being too Muslinish. As always, some religions are more equal than others

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