To fuck with them at their level of knowledge about the middle east, and raise their panic level to literal pants-obliterating shitting, you should also put some Aladdin's Lamps with "Wishes: Empty" gauges on the side.
"There's places along the Rio Grande you can walk across, there's no water in it..."
If you Texassholes had listened to the global warming scientists maybe you'd have some actual water in your river and ISIS would at least have to swim across.
At any point did they mention that Midland County, Texas is about 250 miles from the border? So it would be awfully far out of Sheriff Big Hat's jurisdiction to be walking border trails?
Sounds legit to me. ISIS is already in Texas, and there's only one way to save the rest of America. I only hope the President has the balls to do what's necessary.
Do I go with Zepp&#039;s Lemon Song or <a href="http:\/\/m.youtube.com\/watch\?v=DaulIu47taI" target="_blank"> this one</a>?
There is a basis for his concern. Midland-Odessa smells of oil, so the A-rabs would feel at home there.
For Big-Hat Bubba there, crop dusters are still the apex of aviation technology.
&quot;Crazy Fox and Friends Sheriff will make ISIS Pee Themselves.&quot; Um, I think it&#039;s more likely to be the other way around.
To fuck with them at their level of knowledge about the middle east, and raise their panic level to literal pants-obliterating shitting, you should also put some Aladdin&#039;s Lamps with &quot;Wishes: Empty&quot; gauges on the side.
The urine is in the pantleg.
Does a 10-gallon hat actually hold 10 gallons of pee? FIND OUT AFTER THE BREAK
Gave &#039;em hats so he wouldn&#039;t have to add sirens and warning lights, my daddy said.
You misspelled Al-Ammo.
Jesus Hussein Christ in a (lightweight, summer) cowboy hat.
&quot;There&#039;s places along the Rio Grande you can walk across, there&#039;s no water in it...&quot;
If you Texassholes had listened to the global warming scientists maybe you&#039;d have some actual water in your river and ISIS would at least have to swim across.
At any point did they mention that Midland County, Texas is about 250 miles from the border? So it would be awfully far out of Sheriff Big Hat&#039;s jurisdiction to be walking border trails?
Ronald Mohammed libel!
Sounds legit to me. ISIS is already in Texas, and there&#039;s only one way to save the rest of America. I only hope the President has the balls to do what&#039;s necessary.
Brutal warning? Hell, the only thing Sheriff Painter would do if he encountered an ISIS dude is squeal like a pig. [cue banjo music]
ISIS? Or, I-Pis? you decide.