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TundraGrifter's avatar

Y'all are just jealous cause the voices talk to ME!

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PsycWench's avatar

Until they spawn little tattletales. Can I come to your house?

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Wait... there are “study guides” on GlennBeck.com? That's gotta be the El Dorado of crazy!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If you get a callous from rubbing your p-ness, you aren't doing it wrong, you're just doing it too much.

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PsycWench's avatar

109p is more like a marigold, while 107p is like one of those violets that would be very pretty if it weren't invading your yard. Actually I like them in the yard but a lot of people don't. Maybe people with 120p?

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PsycWench's avatar

Except for fast food and Hoverrounds. Those can stay. And disability payments. They can also stay.

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PsycWench's avatar

I've had good success with Round-up. They wilt quickly, which I find satisfying.

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PubOption's avatar

You know Beck's eyesight is failing. It appears that he can read articles written by other people, but not the author's name.

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chascates's avatar

The Christian Right wants things back the way they were in the 1700s. People's beliefs and educational progress have now returned to that level.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Reminds me of the classic bumpersticker:

"The voices told me to stay home today and clean my guns."

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Crazy™ ???

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Are you writing about Glumm Bleek or The Huffington & Puffington Post?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Compare and contrast to Boss BlunderRush and Sheer uh "Am i uh An Idiot?" uh InSannity, who have been mining daily Republican National Committee pre-packaged talking points and The Sludge Retort "content" for years. Which is only fair, as Sludge "aggregates" the work of others.

Then there's Off-the-Mark Levin, who quite happily spends so much time reading from his own books and otherwise quoting himself. And talking to himself, answering questions he's first asked in his mind...

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