NO WHORE GORILLAS ALLOWED. Well, well, well, what a week it's been with all these Helpful Wingnut Americans sharing their opinions on Harambe the silverback gorilla, whether he shoulda got shot, whether the mother of the child who fell into the gorilla enclosure is simply an unfit mother, or whether she's also a known black lady, who is also an unfit mother. (SPOILER: for wingnuts, it is the second thing.)
Dear Wonkette, I have a friend who would like to meet Ms. "Skinny pill sweeping the nation" in order to discuss topics of mutual interest. Please forward her phone number to me and I will see that my friend receives it. Thank you.
If you are being serious (why would you do that about the Bible?) you've drawn a distinction that isn't in the text. Verses 5 and 6, dealing with rabbit and hare respectively, are identical: we don't eat them because they a) chew the cud and b) divideth not the hoof. Both characteristics are stated as to both subspecies. But like all lagomorphs (quite a few species god must have forgotten about, like the pika) rabbits and hare don't chew cuds, they chew and swallow in the manner of other non-ruminants. Perhaps god was so busy makng beetles that, by the time he was divinely inspiring the scribes, he'd forgotten the details?
Coprophagia is like being a ruminant in the same way that having antlers is like having a mane. If it don't have a multichamber stomach it don't cheweth the cud. But complaining that religious people move the goalposts when they get caught in BS is an invitation to Calvinball: they aren't goalposts! It's Opposite Day, so they are side markers!
Hmmm. Ken Ham. HAaraMbee. Curse of Ham. Obviously, Ken Ham caused the entire incident so parents would take their precious products of lust to Ark Encounter instead of the Zoo where the lustful animals are looking for ways to fornicate with young women and boys.
Dear Wonkette, I have a friend who would like to meet Ms. "Skinny pill sweeping the nation" in order to discuss topics of mutual interest. Please forward her phone number to me and I will see that my friend receives it. Thank you.
I don't think God would want to take responsibility for him either.
What is the difference between an extortionist and the wingnut church? Nothing. They both want your money so "bad" things don't happen to you.
As an Australian please accept my apologies re: Ken Ham. He was laughed out of the country.
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I still say religion is a mental disease.
My Trump University (Go Fightin' Pumpkins!) course How to Fool People into Thinking You are Human Using Humor.
If you are being serious (why would you do that about the Bible?) you've drawn a distinction that isn't in the text. Verses 5 and 6, dealing with rabbit and hare respectively, are identical: we don't eat them because they a) chew the cud and b) divideth not the hoof. Both characteristics are stated as to both subspecies. But like all lagomorphs (quite a few species god must have forgotten about, like the pika) rabbits and hare don't chew cuds, they chew and swallow in the manner of other non-ruminants. Perhaps god was so busy makng beetles that, by the time he was divinely inspiring the scribes, he'd forgotten the details?
But in hell you don't get either beer or coleslaw to go with it.
Religion had nothing to do with this awful situation. K-Ham was just making noises to get free publicity for his business.
Coprophagia is like being a ruminant in the same way that having antlers is like having a mane. If it don't have a multichamber stomach it don't cheweth the cud. But complaining that religious people move the goalposts when they get caught in BS is an invitation to Calvinball: they aren't goalposts! It's Opposite Day, so they are side markers!
I don't understand how the ape is NOT human but somehow also infected with sin.
Dragon Incest is a very specific niche. I don't know what he expected.
Wait. I thought the strippers had VD and the beer was flat.
Australia also gave us Liam McIntyre so I will forgive them a little for this rotten crotchface.
That was England!
Hmmm. Ken Ham. HAaraMbee. Curse of Ham. Obviously, Ken Ham caused the entire incident so parents would take their precious products of lust to Ark Encounter instead of the Zoo where the lustful animals are looking for ways to fornicate with young women and boys.