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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

This guy just waterboarded 2000 years of moral philosophy

bobbert's avatar

I was thinking if you pouffed his hair up a little, he could pass for the aliens guy (it's the hand positions, I think).

bobbert's avatar

In Varley's <i>Titan</i> trilogy, zombies are human bits held together by deathsnakes.

bobbert's avatar

I'm with you, but I'd choose the acting talents of Racquel Welch in 1,000,000 Years BC.

bobbert's avatar

You're making a hidden assumption.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I believe there is no God.

-- Penn Gillete

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Like, well, is rape wrong?

Yes. Yes it is.

Would you like to ask any truly hard questions, like "If God exists, then why do both believers and non-believers actually get raped, and what the fuck is He doing to stop any of it?"

Or maybe "If God is all-powerful, why would evolution make so much sense, have so much evidence supporting it, and fit within the natural processes we can see and measure right now, where God-magic doesn't make any sense, has no evidence to support it, and doesn't exist anywhere except for a book written back when people were unclear about all kinds of shit, including the very shape of the Earth?"

Now THOSE are hard questions.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

You mean you don't?

Incoming Ham's avatar

The evolution of creationism: God----> mysterious shit happens ----->Walmart.

That's all you need to know.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Wouldn't women also want to propagate their DNA too? For some of us, that would lead to waaay more propagating of our male DNA.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

teh closet for many of these Fundies

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

What he's <i>really</i> saying is that the rape victims are willing, because otherwise, wouldn't the body just shut that shit down?

diogenez's avatar

It's certainly true that not enough consequences exist for being a complete fool. Stupidity should be painful.

The Quirk's avatar

Ummm, has anybody else noticed that even WITH BigDaddyInTheSkyWatchingEverything, there seems to be a lot of rapey, might-make-right bullshit? Except that that these douchebuggers insist Captain Omniscient actually <i>approves</i> their activities?