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This guy just waterboarded 2000 years of moral philosophy

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I was thinking if you pouffed his hair up a little, he could pass for the aliens guy (it's the hand positions, I think).

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In Varley's <i>Titan</i> trilogy, zombies are human bits held together by deathsnakes.

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I'm with you, but I'd choose the acting talents of Racquel Welch in 1,000,000 Years BC.

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You're making a hidden assumption.

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I believe there is no God.

-- Penn Gillete

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Like, well, is rape wrong?

Yes. Yes it is.

Would you like to ask any truly hard questions, like "If God exists, then why do both believers and non-believers actually get raped, and what the fuck is He doing to stop any of it?"

Or maybe "If God is all-powerful, why would evolution make so much sense, have so much evidence supporting it, and fit within the natural processes we can see and measure right now, where God-magic doesn't make any sense, has no evidence to support it, and doesn't exist anywhere except for a book written back when people were unclear about all kinds of shit, including the very shape of the Earth?"

Now THOSE are hard questions.

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You mean you don't?

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The evolution of creationism: God----> mysterious shit happens ----->Walmart.

That's all you need to know.

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Wouldn't women also want to propagate their DNA too? For some of us, that would lead to waaay more propagating of our male DNA.

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a nice Chianti

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Ducks are even worse

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teh closet for many of these Fundies

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What he's <i>really</i> saying is that the rape victims are willing, because otherwise, wouldn't the body just shut that shit down?

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It's certainly true that not enough consequences exist for being a complete fool. Stupidity should be painful.

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Ummm, has anybody else noticed that even WITH BigDaddyInTheSkyWatchingEverything, there seems to be a lot of rapey, might-make-right bullshit? Except that that these douchebuggers insist Captain Omniscient actually <i>approves</i> their activities?

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