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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Those guys got nuthin on the <a href="http:\/\/www.albinoblacksheep.com\/flash\/badgers" target="_blank"> badgers </a>

bobbert's avatar

Toxic hallucinogenic gas. What <i>can't</i> it do?

bobbert's avatar

If I did mash-ups (which I don't), I'd be tempted to mash this with badgerbadgerbadger.

bobbert's avatar

Hmm. Are you what you seem?

bobbert's avatar

Excellent Sex Pistols reference.

bobbert's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.google.com\/webhp\?sourceid=chrome-instant&amp\;ion=1&amp\;espv=2&amp\;ie=UTF-8#q=charlie%20the%20unicorn" target="_blank">Lest we forget.</a>

Jared James's avatar

Was it an electric unicorn?

Jared James's avatar

I love that the good doctor (as real hand-to-god M.D.) went on to mention two animals which do have singular horns: the rhinoceros and the narwhal. Compelling argument.

Except the narwhal's horn isn't a horn. Which she might have known if she'd bothered doing any research in a book not compiled out of scraps left in some Roman hayloft 1700 years ago.

Antonin Dvorak's avatar

I am not going to take him seriously until he demands the city of Darwin, Australia change its name to <i> It'sonlyatheorysville.</i>

Jared James's avatar

They are also <a href="http:\/\/imagizer.imageshack.us\/a\/img685\/9410\/2741454087.jpg" target="_blank">not housebroken.</a>

The Creationists, I mean.

Jared James's avatar

Creation taxonomy is still working on what the word <a href="http:\/\/www.conservapedia.com\/Baraminology" target="_blank">kind</a> means. I'm sure they'll get around to identifying extinct taxa any minute, though.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Amazon sez Unicorn Meat will be In stock on February 18, 2015. Yum, Yum.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Oh fuck you Ken Ham. Go eat a 1000 cubits of shit.

With votes.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Yes, and I heifer good reason to say that.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

When I ingest certain chemicals, I see purple spiders on the wall. I'm pretty sure they're not real.

Lefty Mark's avatar

What? I thought that RINOs had been hunted to extinction by 2012.