Delaware Gov. Jack Markell has declared Charles Darwin's birthday, Feb. 12, to be "Charles Darwin Day," and a bill has been introduced in the U.S. Congressto do the same. Not that the current House would pass it. But hilarious wingnut creationist Ken Ham will not let these official recognitions of The Enemy go unanswered, so he's declared Feb. 12 to be
<a href="https:\/\/www.google.com\/webhp\?sourceid=chrome-instant&amp\;ion=1&amp\;espv=2&amp\;ie=UTF-8#q=charlie%20the%20unicorn" target="_blank">Lest we forget.</a>
I love that the good doctor (as real hand-to-god M.D.) went on to mention two animals which do have singular horns: the rhinoceros and the narwhal. Compelling argument.
Except the narwhal&#039;s horn isn&#039;t a horn. Which she might have known if she&#039;d bothered doing any research in a book not compiled out of scraps left in some Roman hayloft 1700 years ago.
I am not going to take him seriously until he demands the city of Darwin, Australia change its name to <i> It&#039;sonlyatheorysville.</i>
Creation taxonomy is still working on what the word <a href="http:\/\/www.conservapedia.com\/Baraminology" target="_blank">kind</a> means. I&#039;m sure they&#039;ll get around to identifying extinct taxa any minute, though.
Those guys got nuthin on the <a href="http:\/\/www.albinoblacksheep.com\/flash\/badgers" target="_blank"> badgers </a>
Toxic hallucinogenic gas. What <i>can&#039;t</i> it do?
If I did mash-ups (which I don&#039;t), I&#039;d be tempted to mash this with badgerbadgerbadger.
Hmm. Are you what you seem?
Excellent Sex Pistols reference.
<a href="https:\/\/www.google.com\/webhp\?sourceid=chrome-instant&amp\;ion=1&amp\;espv=2&amp\;ie=UTF-8#q=charlie%20the%20unicorn" target="_blank">Lest we forget.</a>
Was it an electric unicorn?
I love that the good doctor (as real hand-to-god M.D.) went on to mention two animals which do have singular horns: the rhinoceros and the narwhal. Compelling argument.
Except the narwhal&#039;s horn isn&#039;t a horn. Which she might have known if she&#039;d bothered doing any research in a book not compiled out of scraps left in some Roman hayloft 1700 years ago.
I am not going to take him seriously until he demands the city of Darwin, Australia change its name to <i> It&#039;sonlyatheorysville.</i>
They are also <a href="http:\/\/imagizer.imageshack.us\/a\/img685\/9410\/2741454087.jpg" target="_blank">not housebroken.</a>
The Creationists, I mean.
Creation taxonomy is still working on what the word <a href="http:\/\/www.conservapedia.com\/Baraminology" target="_blank">kind</a> means. I&#039;m sure they&#039;ll get around to identifying extinct taxa any minute, though.
Amazon sez Unicorn Meat will be In stock on February 18, 2015. Yum, Yum.
Oh fuck you Ken Ham. Go eat a 1000 cubits of shit.
With votes.
Yes, and I heifer good reason to say that.
When I ingest certain chemicals, I see purple spiders on the wall. I&#039;m pretty sure they&#039;re not real.
What? I thought that RINOs had been hunted to extinction by 2012.