Yesterday morning, an ill wind came Blew your picture right out of the picture frame Even blew the candle out from underneath the flame Yesterday morning, an ill wind came - John Prine Hello Wonkeratti! It's time once again to punish all of you with yet another appalling Wonkette Sci-Blog. You haven't been especially naughty lately - we just enjoy upsetting you.
The problem is that &quot;Accelerated climate change driven by persistent, although not monotonic, increases in globally averaged temperature&quot; just doesn&#039;t roll off the tongue.
I upfisted that for being beautifully put and wickedly accurate. But couldn&#039;t you leave this stuff to ifthethunderdontgetya, who&#039;s annoying, and therefore easier to ignore?
Well, then, there are also those of us who moved away and had to grasp that there are lakes you <i>can</i> see across.*
* I did have four years of training in Madison, so by the time I left the region, I was pretty ready for &quot;lakes&quot;.
Now, that&#039;s a zing.
These damned uptight midwestern girls.
Zombie Apocalypse protip: be sure you&#039;re always with someone who&#039;s slower than you are.
Like &quot;Obamacare&quot;? I like it when the wingnutz&#039; phrases come back to bite them.
St. Pius X, or St. Pius XXX?
Ah yes, <a href="http:\/\/static.giantbomb.com\/uploads\/scale_small\/0\/5768\/602165-riffraffportrait.jpg" target="_blank">the Riff Raff look. </a> If nothing else, it gets you noticed.
I like the pink ones. <a href="http://pinktentacle.com/200..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://pinktentacle.com/2007/09/pink-white-katydi...">http://pinktentacle.com/200...
They&#039;re rare, but not extremely so. Seems to be a simple mutation that crops up regularly.
Speaking of Creature Features, how about <a href="http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2013\/06\/07\/justice\/ricin-letters-arrest\/index.html" target="_blank">crazy ginger lady would-be assassin</a>? I weep for my hair color.
I would be happy to get to know her Biblically
I, too, am praying for the young lady.
The only Lovejoy I acknowledge is the English antiques dealer.