Our favorite swishy homo-Nazi crusader is back! Former Michigan Attorney General Andrew Shirvell has lost his trial in appeals court after defaming University of Michigan student Chris Armstrong. You may remember Andrew Shirvell from a few years ago . He was the bonkers assistant attorney general who made it his mission in life to stalk, harass, and publicly attack a single college kid for the crime of openly having The Gay. The attacks included claims that the kid, Chris Armstrong, was a gay Nazi, gay racist, gay elitist, gay orgier, gay Satanist ... you get the picture. Shirvell did completely heterosexual things like
I'm hoping Shrivel's ardent sympathizers on the right will start a Kickstarter campaign to raise the $3.5 million for him (like they did for George Zimmerman). Can we suggest this good idea to them?
<i>...made references to his &ldquo;GIRLFRIEND&rdquo; in all-caps on his Twitter feed, which is something all straight people do...</i>
Married straight men prefer &quot;ONLY A FRIEND&quot; or &quot;JUST SOMEONE I KNOW FROM WORK&quot;
Oh come on! Isn&#039;t it bad enough for this poor guy? Do you have to make fun of him as well? He really does have a GIRLFRIEND! It&#039;s just that she&#039;s from CANADA so it&#039;s hard for HER to meet his friends. However, when they get together they totally have STRAIGHT SEX all the time and he gets to touch her BREASTS and VAGINA and everything.
Not infinite: 3.5 million of them.
I&#039;m hoping Shrivel&#039;s ardent sympathizers on the right will start a Kickstarter campaign to raise the $3.5 million for him (like they did for George Zimmerman). Can we suggest this good idea to them?
Canadian BLOWUP GIRLFRIENDS don&#039;t count.
Or &quot;SHE&#039;S MY <i>NIECE</i> AND I DON&#039;T LIKE WHAT YOU&#039;RE IMPLYING, BUD.&quot;
Strolling hand-in-hand through downtown Ann Arbor. Sharing a blanket in Michigan Stadium...
Or Keith Ablow me.
A penguin?
<i>...made references to his &ldquo;GIRLFRIEND&rdquo; in all-caps on his Twitter feed, which is something all straight people do...</i>
Married straight men prefer &quot;ONLY A FRIEND&quot; or &quot;JUST SOMEONE I KNOW FROM WORK&quot;
It&#039;s sad to see how far Pee Wee Herman has fallen.
Were any rabbits hurt?
Well, I hope he gets a new job soon. How else is he gonna pay off that HYOOGE judgment against him for being Creepy McCreeperson?
&quot;Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.&quot;*
*and not one out of an infinite number of salted rat dicks. In a bag somewhere. That he can eat.
Wow. Did Shirvell boil that poor gay kid&#039;s pet rabbit, too?
Oh come on! Isn&#039;t it bad enough for this poor guy? Do you have to make fun of him as well? He really does have a GIRLFRIEND! It&#039;s just that she&#039;s from CANADA so it&#039;s hard for HER to meet his friends. However, when they get together they totally have STRAIGHT SEX all the time and he gets to touch her BREASTS and VAGINA and everything.