I'm hoping Shrivel's ardent sympathizers on the right will start a Kickstarter campaign to raise the $3.5 million for him (like they did for George Zimmerman). Can we suggest this good idea to them?
<i>...made references to his &ldquo;GIRLFRIEND&rdquo; in all-caps on his Twitter feed, which is something all straight people do...</i>
Married straight men prefer &quot;ONLY A FRIEND&quot; or &quot;JUST SOMEONE I KNOW FROM WORK&quot;
Oh come on! Isn&#039;t it bad enough for this poor guy? Do you have to make fun of him as well? He really does have a GIRLFRIEND! It&#039;s just that she&#039;s from CANADA so it&#039;s hard for HER to meet his friends. However, when they get together they totally have STRAIGHT SEX all the time and he gets to touch her BREASTS and VAGINA and everything.
Not infinite: 3.5 million of them.
I&#039;m hoping Shrivel&#039;s ardent sympathizers on the right will start a Kickstarter campaign to raise the $3.5 million for him (like they did for George Zimmerman). Can we suggest this good idea to them?
Canadian BLOWUP GIRLFRIENDS don&#039;t count.
Or &quot;SHE&#039;S MY <i>NIECE</i> AND I DON&#039;T LIKE WHAT YOU&#039;RE IMPLYING, BUD.&quot;
Strolling hand-in-hand through downtown Ann Arbor. Sharing a blanket in Michigan Stadium...
Or Keith Ablow me.
A penguin?
<i>...made references to his &ldquo;GIRLFRIEND&rdquo; in all-caps on his Twitter feed, which is something all straight people do...</i>
Married straight men prefer &quot;ONLY A FRIEND&quot; or &quot;JUST SOMEONE I KNOW FROM WORK&quot;
It&#039;s sad to see how far Pee Wee Herman has fallen.
Were any rabbits hurt?
Well, I hope he gets a new job soon. How else is he gonna pay off that HYOOGE judgment against him for being Creepy McCreeperson?
&quot;Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.&quot;*
*and not one out of an infinite number of salted rat dicks. In a bag somewhere. That he can eat.
Wow. Did Shirvell boil that poor gay kid&#039;s pet rabbit, too?
Oh come on! Isn&#039;t it bad enough for this poor guy? Do you have to make fun of him as well? He really does have a GIRLFRIEND! It&#039;s just that she&#039;s from CANADA so it&#039;s hard for HER to meet his friends. However, when they get together they totally have STRAIGHT SEX all the time and he gets to touch her BREASTS and VAGINA and everything.