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I hope so. I would like to think that people who supposedly are Christians would stoop to deceptive business practices. I'm sure to catch snark for that, but most of them at least try to be good people.

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But what about "pre-essence"?

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Now there need to be people to check that out. Sting and counter-sting and maybe that's why you shouldn't bear bare bere false witness.

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Quality of life is SEP (Somebody Else's Problem)

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Now imagine the scared 13 yr old is a victim of incest or rape.

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Darwin them out of the gene pool.

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Are the any other kind of hot tubs?

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You left out always carry your own towel. Otherwise, spot on.

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A scam is a scam and fraud is fraud, and if it is illegal to pretend to be a Nigerian prince in order to get people to send you money, it ought to be illegal to pretend to be a medical center in order to talk people out of having abortions.

Well said, Robyn. Help yourself to two internets from the petty cash box.

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I think the number five rule is actually the number one rule.

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A spineless Republican. Who'd a thunk it?

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Hey, the guy's got a boat payment to think about.

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A local Gentleman's Club has a holiday tradition called Toys For Ta-Ta's. They set up a long, heated tent that their customers drive through with dancing girls in G-strings the length of it. Admission is one unwrapped toy still in the package.

The more prudish aren't amused, but they collect a lot of toys, and the kids don't give a fuck come Christmas morning.

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I find that hard to believe. He was really looking forward to her breasts.

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They could be part of why the rates of maternal and infant death are going up, especially in Texas. They don't give any good information, and don't help them with a pregnancy either. Basically they give them the run around, which can lead to many problems.

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