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That's why when doctors ask me if I've ever been pregnant, I reply "Not to my knowledge."

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Even HE's been drinking in response to this mess.

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We are Devo !

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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

And I'm so glad your baby was healthy!

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I don't think they care about what they're allowed to do, just what they can get away with.

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Exposure is the most bibbelically sanctioned way to get rid of lil indiscretions. Most cultures practiced it in the past and since Murika got in the wayback machine it is expected to gain popularity muchly.

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Where's my box of kittehs? WHERE'S MY BOX OF KITTEHS??

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You don't need an abortion. Maybe you'll die first. Now, isn't that better? And then, if a doctor has time to remove the fetus, it can still live. Everybody wins!!!1

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I've had an abortion. It was entirely the right thing to do, and my feelings about it, decades later, are still feelings of relief and gratitude that I had a choice.

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Every time I think they have gone as low as they can they go ahead and dig deeper.

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Monte Python, the Meaning of Life:

...Every sperm is sacredEvery sperm is greatIf a sperm is wastedGod gets quite irate...

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Well, that's life. People are strong, and we face our losses and tragedies and go on. Our stories don't make sense if we skip the dark, painful parts.

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But if one high school student should give birth in the girl's bathroom and stuff the baby in the garbage can...Yeah, the safe give away spot at fire houses gives me hope. Or at least seems reasonable to me.

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I think the key to our civilization's salvation is each of us learning and being willing to share the dark parts. It's not easy at first, but with practice I'm getting better at it. The point is not that I want to share my own pain, but that I need others to know they are not alone.

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When abortion is illegal, I plan to start a supernatural abortion business.

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