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You're hanging out with the wrong kind of people.

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Assholes at least serve a useful purpose. For creeps like this, I prefer "Yeast Infection."

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"Jeez, who do you have to shoot around here in order to get any attention?"

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Or walk down the streets of Laredo.

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Nah, he'd be doing shooters.

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Death Valley.

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Bless his heart!

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OJ couldn't make it because he was detained.

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It's a real Garfunkel of a question.

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"One of us! One of us!"

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<b><i><u>"Right!"</u></i></b>

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O.J. was originally scheduled to appear, but had a conflict.

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A Florida gun show, with no lunatics or other varieties of ass clowns? Is such a thing even possible?

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Is he thinking people are going to thank him for being a child killer?

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I think the doge wants to ease his way out of the picture like Bugs Bunny, out of shame. I just he hasn't trained such an awesome breed of dog to be a mean asshole like he is, Rottweilers can be the nicest things on four legs if they have a good owner.

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Wow, when I was 30 I hadn't shot a single innocent kid. I feel like a slacker.

Now it's 20+ years later and I still haven't shot a kid, innocent or otherwise. Where did I go wrong?

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