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Very very true, but this guy could be cheap-ass Jeebus, sleeping in his 'office' like Paul Ryan to save a buck. But I do think that it's funny that they beat down a dude, who was doing something that Jesus would literally do.

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As a kid, all I remember those cops doing was stand around drinking coffee, never solving any crimes. Kind of a boring, no drinking or fucking version of The Wire.

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We all do realize that if Jeebus did come back, he might end up sleeping in a Synagogue, wearing a beard and hair like that, kinda just couch-surfing across the land with his bros. Until he meets the NYPD that is, then that's his ass!

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And they wonder why they might not be universally popular...

Straight Outta <strike>Compton</strike> Crown Heights.

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Well, there's no worse <em>punishment</em> than that dished out to cop-killers. If you're lucky, your extrajudicial execution will be quick.

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I saw him maliciously strike the nice policeman's fist with his face, repeatedly.

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