Ex-California state assemblyman Mike "Sticky Carpets" Duvall -- more commonly known as The Cum Goblin -- has something to say regarding his resignation yesterday, which came after a video was published of him bragging to a fellow legislator about having hot hot sex with various lobbyists, all the time, spanking them, spilling semen everywhere, playing them off of each other, etc etc: "I want to make it clear that my decision to resign is in no way an admission that I had an affair or affairs.