Check THIS out, kids! There comes a time in every Christian youngster's life when he or she has a burning case of the crotch weasels and doesn't know what to do. Go to the doctor? Meh, that's for liberals. Go to church? Now you're talking. Go to church for the specific purpose of heterosexually marrying another Christian crotch weasel-haver? DING DING DING!
Religious sex education is downright dangerous. As a youngster in the Cathoic Church, I drank the Kool-Aid and confessed the heinous sin of playing with myself. And, it was a heinous sin, and I didn't want to go to hell. I was told to throw myself in a snowbank in the winter when I got those "urges" and a thorn bush in the summer.
I lived on a farm, and, on the far side of the barn, there was a big ass thorn bush. If I'd followed that priest's advice, I could have been killed or, at best, permanently mained
I was hyperactive and never paid attention in ANY class. Imagine how surprised I was when I was rubbing myself one day. And the next. And the next. And... ('ll be right back)
My own experience with Sex-Ed, was in 5th grade, in Nowhereville OH, in the '80s. The striking difference would be that, my teacher taught us reality based information about sex, STI's, and birth control, and not fundamentalist bullshit nonscience. I guess they have regressed since then.
WTF ever happened to the separation of fairly tales and state? Damn it, why isn't someone screaming from the roof tops about this? Damn these people! These fuckers are going to end up killing some kid with their misinformation, and I suspect there have been many.
No doubt labeled "lady pills for ladies" to cause the he-Huckabees to recoil in horror and run away rather than take the chance of touching some lady-cootie stuff or asking anything about anything that might have some relation to lady-plumbing or bathing suit areas.
Need law and order? A 67 year old woman terrified of a man asking her for a light gets to point her gun at any of 'em, all of 'em put in front of her over the years to stand her ground. Need a brain surgeon? He can proselytize you while you are under, and ask for a framed Jesus painting haloing him as payment. Don't want your kids to know about sex or consequences of it (consensual or not) you have Bristol Palin as a daughter. Yep, a fundy America is certainly exceptional.
And Turpentine!
Twins! Tweedledum and tweedledummer.
Dr. Michael Tefs - Superintendent/CEO Wooster School System
wstr_mtefs@woostercityschools.org
Religious sex education is downright dangerous. As a youngster in the Cathoic Church, I drank the Kool-Aid and confessed the heinous sin of playing with myself. And, it was a heinous sin, and I didn't want to go to hell. I was told to throw myself in a snowbank in the winter when I got those "urges" and a thorn bush in the summer.
I lived on a farm, and, on the far side of the barn, there was a big ass thorn bush. If I'd followed that priest's advice, I could have been killed or, at best, permanently mained
Does this mean that Jesus deflowered Mary from the inside when he was born?
Rzzzzzzzz
I was hyperactive and never paid attention in ANY class. Imagine how surprised I was when I was rubbing myself one day. And the next. And the next. And... ('ll be right back)
Really, he is sick of you fuck nuggets...
My own experience with Sex-Ed, was in 5th grade, in Nowhereville OH, in the '80s. The striking difference would be that, my teacher taught us reality based information about sex, STI's, and birth control, and not fundamentalist bullshit nonscience. I guess they have regressed since then.
...or at least a dab of super glue (note: do not try this at home!!)
The idea is that the sutures tear out, produce a little blood for the sheets.
WTF ever happened to the separation of fairly tales and state? Damn it, why isn't someone screaming from the roof tops about this? Damn these people! These fuckers are going to end up killing some kid with their misinformation, and I suspect there have been many.
So you're saying these dipshits are hiding behind religion to deceive people? Well, that never happens!
Oysters, also too...
No doubt labeled "lady pills for ladies" to cause the he-Huckabees to recoil in horror and run away rather than take the chance of touching some lady-cootie stuff or asking anything about anything that might have some relation to lady-plumbing or bathing suit areas.
Need law and order? A 67 year old woman terrified of a man asking her for a light gets to point her gun at any of 'em, all of 'em put in front of her over the years to stand her ground. Need a brain surgeon? He can proselytize you while you are under, and ask for a framed Jesus painting haloing him as payment. Don't want your kids to know about sex or consequences of it (consensual or not) you have Bristol Palin as a daughter. Yep, a fundy America is certainly exceptional.