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But it's a real beautyAn African cutie, how it got hereI haven't a clue

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I didn't find the Ark of the Covenant and it didn't cost me a dime!

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Upfist for Molly Ivins reference.

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If I were she, I’d use the most reliable birth control known to woman. Pack your bags and GTFO.

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12 kids? Those milk prices are going to screw him good

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A total fiasco, and of course all involved are pointing fingers at one another. No way do I believe Doug Logan owes 2 million. He is the embodiment of the phrase, "There's a sucker born every minute." He will play the Trump supporters in to a Go Fund Me grift.

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TWELVE! KIDS?! And a quiver that's $2 million in the hole. Idiot.

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Somebody get AT&T on the horn. They got some 'splaining to do.

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It's entirely possible that he attempted the fraudit with the express purpose of avoiding his pregnant wife and 11 kids.

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Uh, even if you saw that in the summer of 1976 when it first came out (June 23rd), I sincerely doubt that there was a trailer for "Star Wars" which came out on May 25, 1977. And it would also be unlikely to be run just before "Logan's Run" as that was an MGM film while "SW" was a 20th Century Fox film.Theatres rarely would run a trailer for another film company just before the main feature.

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Most true line...

"It confirms that the deeply unpopular former New Jersey governor remains, first and foremost, a media creation"

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Of course - they are probably all from her kennels!

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The reason I am an only child is my mother basically raised all 6 of her younger siblings when she was growing up, and while my parents got married in 1938, I only came along in 1955!

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I disagree. Did you miss the part where she said "Mr. and Mrs. Logan"?

She was clearly at least blaming both of them, if not also implying that he is the boss, which in that family he IS.The "Call me, Mrs. L." to me shows that Dye knows that as it would be pointless to talk to him.

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I understand your point, but we disagree. Call me, Mrs L... What are they going to talk about? To me it seemed she was going to explain how birth control works. That's my issue. Women say mysoginistic things too, it's the culture. I know I've certainly had my eyes opened to it coming from inside my mouth on more than one occasion.

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Gah, those nasty breeders.

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