Why does Adams Morgan bar The Black Squirrel have a current-affairs blog? And why does it, in between posts about sports, get political in a city where its customers are very political? The Messicans made them do it. The next time Stephen Colbert slips into his alter ego and skewers the illegal-alien issue to laughs, he might want to consider the family of Chandra Levy, the 24-year-old intern who went jogging in Rock Creek Park on May 1, 2001 and was brutally murdered. [...]
&quot;discover that not all <strike>illegal aliens</strike>; <i>white people born here, visiting Europeans, black people, Asians, Serbs, Croats, Icelanders, and visitors from Uranus</i> come here to work and eventually enter the mainstream.
Good Mexican parents beat the hell out of their children when they come looking like gang members, god bless those magnificent child abusers.
In my teenage years, I dated the daughter of an illegal single father and he made it a point to show me his knife collection before I went on a date with his daughter Carolina. I was shaking so hard at 2nd base that I stimulated her to orgasm with just visceral fear.
I used to deliver pizza in Phoenix and the immigrant families were some of the best tippers around, I would sneak them the leftover pizzas at the end of the night sometimes as well. A lot of times there would be 2 families in a 2 bedroom apartment.
The Black Squirrel guy has it right. Everyone knows it&#039;s all them illegals doing all them crimes. Why, check out <a href="http:\/\/www.ppic.org\/content\/pubs\/cacounts\/CC_208KBCC.pdf" target="_blank">this study</a>, which reports that &quot;U.S.-born adult men are incarcerated at a rate over two-and-a-half times greater than that of foreign-born men&quot; and &quot;cities with large immigrant populations showed larger reductions in property and violent crime than cities without large immigrant populations.&quot;
Oh, wait, I meant <a href="http:\/\/www.cato-at-liberty.org\/misguided-fears-of-crime-fuel-arizona-immigration-law\/" target="_blank">this post</a>, which reports that &quot;In the past decade, as the number of illegal immigrants in [Arizona] grew rapidly, the violent crime rate dropped by 23 percent, the property crime rate by 28 percent.&quot;
No, I, uh, Chandra Levy! Did anyone mention Chandra Levy?
The black squirrel is a relation to the gray squirrel which is an invasive species, who in turn drove out the red squirrel.
Really Irony...really?
&quot;discover that not all <strike>illegal aliens</strike>; <i>white people born here, visiting Europeans, black people, Asians, Serbs, Croats, Icelanders, and visitors from Uranus</i> come here to work and eventually enter the mainstream.
Fixed
Speak in proper English, they will think you are from the moon or something.
Good Mexican parents beat the hell out of their children when they come looking like gang members, god bless those magnificent child abusers.
In my teenage years, I dated the daughter of an illegal single father and he made it a point to show me his knife collection before I went on a date with his daughter Carolina. I was shaking so hard at 2nd base that I stimulated her to orgasm with just visceral fear.
I used to deliver pizza in Phoenix and the immigrant families were some of the best tippers around, I would sneak them the leftover pizzas at the end of the night sometimes as well. A lot of times there would be 2 families in a 2 bedroom apartment.
Not a bad beer selection. Not great. I suppose beer served by assholes, of any quality, is less enjoyable.
The Black Squirrel guy has it right. Everyone knows it&#039;s all them illegals doing all them crimes. Why, check out <a href="http:\/\/www.ppic.org\/content\/pubs\/cacounts\/CC_208KBCC.pdf" target="_blank">this study</a>, which reports that &quot;U.S.-born adult men are incarcerated at a rate over two-and-a-half times greater than that of foreign-born men&quot; and &quot;cities with large immigrant populations showed larger reductions in property and violent crime than cities without large immigrant populations.&quot;
Oh, wait, I meant <a href="http:\/\/www.cato-at-liberty.org\/misguided-fears-of-crime-fuel-arizona-immigration-law\/" target="_blank">this post</a>, which reports that &quot;In the past decade, as the number of illegal immigrants in [Arizona] grew rapidly, the violent crime rate dropped by 23 percent, the property crime rate by 28 percent.&quot;
No, I, uh, Chandra Levy! Did anyone mention Chandra Levy?
A black squirrel hates brown people? It will take a while for me to get my head around this.