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Beavers are our specialty.

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The Department of Surgery at a major midwestern university medical center holds weekly research seminars, where attendance is encouraged by the provision of free lunch, usually catered by a Chinese, Mexican, or Italian restaurant. Once they had Hooters cater it (I still can't figure out what they were thinking). Never was a reserch seminar so well attended. So many eager young residents and interns eagerly awaiting lunch delivery. So much disappointment when some old,scraggly, seemingly homeless guy showed up with the food, LATE!. Then we had to eat the food, and sit through a lecture by a pissed-off scientist. Ha.

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That is an extremely accurate profile of drivers, especially for a Caveman. Me, I drive a high performance japanese coupe, but not one of the ricey ones. any thoughts? And I should add: Audi - I am a pimp that beats his whores severely. And they appreciate the discipline!

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But you can't find 1 million thread count satin sheets anywhere else. How am I to appease my girlfriends without them?

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i think this is a little harsh. he's just reflecting the american zeitgeist: pull yourself up by your bootstraps, let wealth trickle down and to those in power / with money all things will be given.

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I don't think they're probably underpaid, if you count tips from <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=hW_LkFVAR24" target="_blank">horny middle-aged guys who want to ogle young women</a>, but are too self-conscious to go to a strip club.

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Same experience, ordered the grilled one and it tasted like it had been marinated for a week in orphanage-grade chicken broth.

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Ballots being the rightwing code word for penii that are the shape, smell and texture of snausages.

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(As seen on <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=qM1HUFEXyZ8" target="_blank">Fox and Friends</a>.)

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The fries were so salty when I ate there that they burned my tongue.

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A Republican would have killed the fucking program. In utero.

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Has the 2011-2012 season opened already? I thought only the bow hunters were out at this time of year.

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