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thats gotta leave a nasty taste in their mouths

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Mygyn Kylly is invited to jump up her own ass.

Note: the "jump up their own ass" space is available to many, many ignorant Magnuts. Reservations are encouraged.

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"Flushing? Like a toilet?""On its good days!"

- The Nanny

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Mistah Wolf, he dead. (Metaphorically.)

Either way, Portland won’t shed great tears over this evil dickhead.

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Keef made it this far because he had a connection for hospital-grade Bayer heroin. The only time he took street-level stuff when his connection failed he almost died.

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Angus King (I-ME) generally caucuses with the Democrats. I don't remember off the top of my head who the other I is.

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Doesn't he have to be convicted before he's pardoned though? I don't see that happening before he gets the boot.

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Waiting for Trump to start twitting about that article that lets him do whatever he wants and telling the Judge he doesn't have authority over the prezzynit

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which is why my dad, who is not fond of the gay community (for good reason, don't judge him) still voted for equality in marriage for gay couples - because he knew that voting against it would be denying a bunch of people a basic right that he already had, and that giving them that equality would not diminish his own.

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Nope. See, e.g.:

Now, THEREFORE, I, GERALD R. FORD, President of the United States, pursuant to the pardon power conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Richard Nixon for all offenses against the United States which he, Richard Nixon, has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 20, 1969 through August 9,1974.

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Well, OK then. I'd been avoiding heroin but now I know the trick. Thanks, Cliff! πŸ’‰πŸ˜‰

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You shouldn't bring a baseball bat to a demolition derby.

Looks like the answer is "Twice."

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Ta, JLC.

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The face of stupid.

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"I think I'll call him Stampy."

Bart Simpson

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For years a big part of our foreign policy has been to go into a country south of our border, expel the democratically elected government, install a right wing junta, and abuse the people who flee to the U.S. So, we create the problem for economic gain, and exploit the laborers who come here looking for an opportunity to just survive. That's part of making America great again. Except now they want to fuck over the brown people just on general principles, making America even greater. Now, stand for the anthem, damn it!

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