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I remember some prick calling me a pedophile out of nowhere on one of the former-Gawker sites and thinking it was odd. I mean, call me an asshole, call me a jerkoff, whatever. Pedophile is one of those things that someone says and I just see RED. I unloaded on that ass and he didn't even have the stones to respond. These guys are all cowards.

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I heard it's a series of tubes.

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Same here. I moved back home for a year or so, after college, to find a good job and housing, but I paid rent to my folks and bought my share of groceries from whatever interim job I had.

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Wait. All journalists have ghost writers? WONKETTE, I'M ASHAMED OF YOU! You shouldn't be forcing ghosts to write dick jokes on the internet! Let them enjoy their afterlives without having to worry about Trump!

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Don't lots of people write on HuffPo for free? Or did Ariana (who sold it, I know) start paying people?

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Well, Milo (whose full name is an anagram for Oily Animus On Loop) is still being paid and funded by the Mercers, who fund Breitbart.

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It's a bit odd that that photo is of Jimmy Savile, an appalling sexual predator who famously went out of his way to court the friendship of Margaret Thatcher, apparently spending several Christmases with her, and eventually getting himself a knighthood. His victims were never listened to because Savile also courted the friendship of police chiefs.There he is smoking his trademark huge cigar in front of an advert for BUPA, a private health company. He could not be less left wing. And Milo must have known that.

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It's rather ironic that Milo eventually was dumped by Breitbart because video surfaced of him sticking up for pedophiles.

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He's shitty and proud of it.

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To paraphrase Arnold Schwartzenegger: I do not want false lies, I want true lies!

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17 here too.

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Hey, nice earrings!

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And he calls himself "Yiannopoulos" because it sounds better than "Hanrahan." Or so he thinks.

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AC can't be completely sane. I'm sure it's all an act but no truly sane person could select Hypocrisy as a career.

I keep remembering the touching column she wrote when her father died and she described all the wonderful things about him. The Union-busting. Humiliating her mother in front of dinner guests. Just a great guy.

I figure she has inherited from her dear old Dad a wide and deep streak of cruelty and sadism that she can cover up at will.

I think that your current-affairs friend should keep her weather eye out at all times because the not-crazy Coulter is just a role played by the sociopathic Coulter.

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My ghost writers are the best interns money will never buy and they haven't murdered their parents that much, considering.

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Cut them a break.

The first draft read "making false and inaccurate and only somewhat true, OK pretty much true, yeah, ya got me, almost entirely true but they can't prove the pee hooker part. Yet."

It's a masterpiece of copy editing!

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