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and lose the flute solo on Colour My World? He'd have been better off aiming for Cetera's notation manuscript and killing a few of those sappy love songs

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It's just gun trainers all the way down!

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Haven't thought of those guys in years.

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I call that buzzard luck.Its almost as bad as spending all your cash at the strip joint on the ugly girls and passing the pretty ones on your way out the door

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Will this be the event that assists the NRA in transcending the recursive horror of their own logic, or will it be guns ... "all the way down" ?

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ourobros == giant worms that like PBR?

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This is what happens when they don't let law abiding patriots carry rocket propelled grenades and drive tanks. The bad guys win.

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cheer up, some of his franchises are dying

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"You can have my gun when you take it from my cold, dead . . .uhhh . . . on second thought..."

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SURPRISE! SURPRISE! SURPRISE*

*Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C.

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<i>The tintinnabulation of the derp, derp, derp, derp, derp, derp, derp. The tintinnabulation of the derp.</i>

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Hitler?

Ooops. Sorry. I jumped the gun.

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SHAZAM LIBEL!!!

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I love stories written by Doc Zoom. This is the only website where the author uses interesting words like ourobros with wonderful syntax.

And I'm sorry Grandpa lost his guns.

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The CTA has been the same since Terry Kath died

(bonus points for knowing how he died)

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