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Betsy McLoughlin's avatar

Marcie, I was so glad to see you mention Bancroft's book. Yours is the first since I found the book 20+ years ago. I bought 3 copies, 1 for me and 2 to lend. It literally saved my life by reassuring me I wasn't crazy, all my perceptions were accurate. And all your observations about the current political crazy are on point - keep up the good and important work. Wonkette forever!

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Marycat2021's avatar

Trump has been methodically taking over everything states have sole right to do. So much for "conservatism" and "states' rights." He has become a full-blown dictator. I doubt we will have midterm elections; without voting machines and mail-in ballots, how can there be?

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Babe Paley's avatar

I know it's late, but I've been reading through the link on "Why Does He Do That" by Lundy, and it's spooky how much I can see about a previous boyfriend in it. NOT ever actually violent to me (though our relationship was brief), but so many warning signs. Even stuff I didn't see, despite having been taught about "warning signs" of abuse, and being pretty confident about relationships, and feeling like I've learned a lot from being in the criminal justice system and seeing abusive people. Jesus.

I gotta tell you, I dodged a bullet with that guy, which I sort of thought when I broke up with him and felt a little "something" that there was something wrong, but now I'm like RED FLAGS ALL OVER!!!

Luckily it was done and I moved to another state before the supposed Honeymoon Period ended, but still--I'm not going to Google him but I BET he's been involved with some sort of domestic violence stuff since then (and before then--I learned just before I broke it off that two--TWO--women accused him of rape).

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Megan Macomber's avatar

What, exactly, is a "POWERFUL" border?

Can it bench press twice its weight? Exhale twenty feet of flames? Crush not just empty but FULL beer cans with its mind?

Explain me please, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. (Someone has to deactivate that guy's caps-lock key.)

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Nolan_Mark5 - 仕事の鬼's avatar

Caps-lock?!

Donald, do you even shift?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Cleta B. Deatherage Mitchell"

Rejected name for Cruella DeVille or stuffy dowager from any Marx Brothers movie.

Your choice.

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Lynn Grant's avatar

Trump wants Texas to gerrymander it's districts so Republicans can gain total control of the House of Representatives in 2026.

Once Republicans have control of Congress they will give Trump "Congressional Approval" to run for a 3rd term.

The Constitution doesn't matter to White Conservative Christians, it doesn't serve their needs, so they will toss it aside.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

That's when we start on the "you-know-what solutions."

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marxalot's avatar

after work yesterday I skipped my evening Wonking to go skate in the lovely golden hours, but now hear this, everywonk:

yesterday having been the second day of fall semester classes at the University of Texas at Austin, as of today I am

SOBER TEN YEARS AND A DAY

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Babe Paley's avatar

I am PROUD of you and I LOVE you, my dear friend!!!

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Congrabulations, though it was 'splained to me one time that congratulating a drunk for not drinking is like congratulating a kid for not putting their hand on the hot stove repeatedly.

I keed. It was 36 years for me on July 10th. You have some catching up to do, young'n!

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Lynn Grant's avatar

Congratulations!

I am giving you a standing ovation!

Don't let Trump make you fall off the wagon!

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marxalot's avatar

he didn’t the first time. getting cratered by the chronic incurable illness which nearly killed my father and defined my childhood— inheriting my literal worst nightmare since childhood, and watching it run through my life and remake my already fragile relationship with my trans body— didn’t do it either. this is the thing that I will not allow to be taken from me. the one thing I can keep anything from taking from me.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I celebrated in the Afternoon, things got hairy. Sal bit the big moose.

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Stulexington's avatar

Due to feline influence, the dog days of summer have been reduced to a single day.

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Nolan_Mark5 - 仕事の鬼's avatar

For those of us dealing with life long creative inssssanity:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s_nc1IVoMxc&pp=ygUGI2FsbGhq

An exceedingly talented classical guitarist who's spent half his life dealing with internal demons presents a song that I think most people can relate to on some level.

It's fucking, sorry f*cking, brilliant.

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Zyxomma's avatar

This is Wonkette. You're allowed to say fuck. And fucking. And fucked. And fuckers. And so on and so fucking forth.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Fuckin' A.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Almost asleep, I remembered I likely hadn’t locked one of the exterior doors. In general principle, not because I thought that anyone would be able to navigate the exterior stairs down there in the dark without breaking their neck, or were likely to try, but just because it’s good practice, I went downstairs and noticed that the fire was almost out, just burned down to cinders, and decided to get that going. Check the back door yep, locked it. Checked the cats, when was sleepy, but stumbled out of bed and over to see me so she got scratches and a hug. Back to bed, another cat sort of sleeping on the chair outside bedroom door, she got scritches and now it’s time to go to sleep.

Whoops, somebody’s scratching the door, and I guess I’ll fold, because I always do. Upsadaisey.

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Nolan_Mark5 - 仕事の鬼's avatar

Extreme police and ambulance presence in Englewood, IL starting at 0500.

Poor quality 48 second video here:

https://vimeo.com/1113529245?fl=pl&fe=sh

Maybe practice, maybe ICE raid imminent. No helicopters until just now.

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Stulexington's avatar

Cynical me thinks it's an active shooter, but then again hopefully they wouldn't keep that sort of thing under their hats.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The infamous "Chicago Crime Cleanup"? If so, today will be "interesting" ...

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CountAwesome's avatar

Maybe it's Geraldo filimng "Al Capone's Vault Part 2"?

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Nolan_Mark5 - 仕事の鬼's avatar

Dunno people are freaking out and it's a disgusting show of force.

They woke up an entire local neighborhood on purpose.

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CountAwesome's avatar

Musk has such bad taste, the theme for the 'city" he's building in Texas will be "We Built This City (On Rock and Roll)" by Starship.

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Stulexington's avatar

Of course, because he can not but steal from others.

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Nolan_Mark5 - 仕事の鬼's avatar

For labor. Back on the Chain Gang is also appropriate.

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CountAwesome's avatar

Nah. *We Built This City" is worse.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I expected no less.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝘈𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘦-𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘢𝘯. 𝘈𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘥, 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯.

𝗨𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗸'𝘀 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝘀, 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗧𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝟭𝟬

Explosions all expected and on schedule this time

https://www.theregister.com/2025/08/27/spacex_starship_flight_10/

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Stulexington's avatar

It landed gently on the water ... then kept sinking?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Was the planned explosion only mentioned after the explosion?

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Bobathonic's avatar

"𝘈𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥..."

SMEK. The craft neared the water, jebus.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

As e̶x̶p̶e̶c̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥, it toppled over and exploded...

The expectation was always an explosion, the news is that it was on time.

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

If you always include "then explode" in your mission parameters, the mission will always be a success.

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Stulexington's avatar

Isn't rocket propulsion really just an explosion anyway?

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Asphalt-Type Person's avatar

A constant, controlled explosion, but still an explosion.

Just like firearms are controlled explosions happening six inches away from the shooter's face.

And with both of them, when things go wrong, they go very wrong.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I'm sure future astronauts will be thrilled with that.

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

Yeah, the 1000+ people per week he's going to have to haul to Mars (if he started today) to reach his "prediction" of 1 million by 2040.

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CountAwesome's avatar

He should have planned one for the Fourth of July.

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Dina's avatar

If only to sum up the state of the U.S.

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jaspersdad's avatar

Denmark summons US charge d’affaires over alleged attempts to interfere with Greenland’s status – Europe live

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2025/aug/27/volodymyr-zelenskyy-substantive-talks-eu-us-security-guarantees-ukraine-europe-latest-updates-news

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

And France has summoned Ambassador Kushner. Tolerance for Orangini's minions has worn out. Now if we could just get AMERICANS to give a shit ...

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Khavrinen's avatar

But AI will solve ALL our problems!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLjD5PbjOgU

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

The only job that can't be done by AI is "tech CEO." Kind of amazing, since all those shitheads sound identical.

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Mr Beeep's avatar

“Time to optimize the synergy “

“Do those TPS reports have a cover page?”

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WTAF's avatar

We’re using a new cover page for the TPS reports, now, not sure if U got the memo…cuz U submitted the correct TPS report we need, but using the older previous TPS reports cover page… I’ll have my gal go ahead and make sure U get copies of the memo… U can go ahead and resubmit Ur TPS report w the new TPS cover page we’re using now on Saturday when we expect Team Players Flair Up Get Down 😂🤗😎

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Google search, even without AI, has become useless. AI makes it worse.

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WTAF's avatar

Is this true? I’m dumb tech but not that dumb old old school like verify sources… help me out with this

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

My dad doesn't even trust Google. It's kind of incredible how much damage they've done to their brand in the past year.

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WTAF's avatar

?

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CountAwesome's avatar

Here's a synopsis you didn't want, need, or ask for.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"-ai" is your friend

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CountAwesome's avatar

Skynet is just around the corner.

AI "I'll be back,"

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The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Or larding your search with profanity

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CountAwesome's avatar

Nah. AI isn't my therapist, it isn't my friend, and it definitely isn't my girlfriend.

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WTAF's avatar

They make those now! CKirk all the incels perfect subs for AI gambit, galbot, go away, jerk off faraway from LiveFlesh

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Great reminder editorial from our local paper and pointed right at the SC:

Amendment 10 on the constitution delegates powers NOT listed back to the people, not to the president.

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CountAwesome's avatar

4th amendment violation?

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

It certainly is. My city is considering buying these and the sales guy was going on and on about how how A. It's not mass surveillance (yes it is!) if you only scan the license plates and act on the illegal ones and 2. nobody could access the database to do warrantless searches.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Oh thank you! I sent the other article to my city council.

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