Satiric Genius Patrick Howley has discovered a fun little web toy that tells you "the partisan affiliation of baby names." The widget, a bit of fluff from campaign analytics outfit "Clarity Labs," is pretty simple -- put in a first name and it will match the name to the number of registered voters and their party affiliation. And what do we learn from this exercise?
As a former junior-highschooler who always answered surveys about drug and alcohol use, sex, smoking, and other topics with the most outlandish numbers available in the multi-choice list, I'm gonna take a wild guess here that these results are not 100% accurate. But I'm also gonna go out on a limb and predict that possible inaccuracy will prevent this from becoming a story on RWNJ sites, since they are always careful about their fact-checking. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
It least the Dems have actual names instead of made-up bullshit like 'Newt', "Rand', "Louis', and 'John".
Where does the name "Jesus" fall on the spectrum? Given the GOP's attempt at Latino "outreach", I'm betting it's not at all in their favor.
So let me get this straight, the majority of people with common ethnic names tend to be democrats. Gee, considering the way Republicans shit all over immigrants and people of color I can't imagine why...
Somebody's a switch-hitter.
Anything ending with a Roman numeral.
We should maybe form a club.
You don't watch many NBA games, do you?
110 registered users with the name Tecumseh. 76% are ready to march on Atlanta all over again.
As a former junior-highschooler who always answered surveys about drug and alcohol use, sex, smoking, and other topics with the most outlandish numbers available in the multi-choice list, I'm gonna take a wild guess here that these results are not 100% accurate. But I'm also gonna go out on a limb and predict that possible inaccuracy will prevent this from becoming a story on RWNJ sites, since they are always careful about their fact-checking. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why does it keep getting overlooked that Hitler should be recognized as the man who killed Hitler?
Too soon?
Lame. Not a single registered voter named Shypixel?
I'm calling bullshit.
It least the Dems have actual names instead of made-up bullshit like 'Newt', "Rand', "Louis', and 'John".
Let alone Track, Tripp, Bristol, and Todd.
Where does the name "Jesus" fall on the spectrum? Given the GOP's attempt at Latino "outreach", I'm betting it's not at all in their favor.
So let me get this straight, the majority of people with common ethnic names tend to be democrats. Gee, considering the way Republicans shit all over immigrants and people of color I can't imagine why...