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phoenix00's avatar

Drinking age is 21, age of consent is 16-18 depending on the state, Barron is younger than both. He's barely into junior-high FFS...

Besides, two things one does not get to choose: your parents, and your siblings. Everything else can be arranged.

Petunia Cat's avatar

Not only does Trump's suit not fit, it's always the same fucking suit. I mean they are different copies of the same suit. But it makes him seem like he's one of those dolls that comes in it's little outfit and you can NEVER TAKE IT OFF! Because it's glued on, or not fully sewed together. The bane of childhood.

phoenix00's avatar

The prenup likely includes an airtight NDA!

Petunia Cat's avatar

Yes. He's 11. Since the election he's clearly had a big growth spurt.

phoenix00's avatar

Springer's judgement (not to mention fashion sense) is very, very suspect.

Petunia Cat's avatar

Speaking of Tiffany Trump, the US government spent $100,000 on car rentals for her vacation in Rome. I don't even know…

pixeloid's avatar

I couldn't care less about Barron's fashion, but he's not going to be a kid forever and I'm looking forward to the day he's fair game. When are we allowed to start bashing him for being the kind of tRump we all know he's going to become, if he isn't already? 16? 18? First felony and/or lawsuit?

phoenix00's avatar

I bet the growth spurt was SOROS funded!

SeeTrain65's avatar

"The Emperor's Overpriced, Ill-Fitting Clothes."

dshwa's avatar

When he actually does something shitty as an adult like the current adult Trump kids, then and only then is he fair game. If he goes the Tiffany route, then never.

William's avatar

I have nothing but hope and good wishes for Barron. The kid no doubt has internet access to his mothers porn. His father is a liar, loser, sex offending nut job, and his name is Barron. If that kid somehow manages to overcome the shame of his fathers sins, he deserves a parade. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Carpeperdiem's avatar

So, is it the tucking in of the t-shirt, or the khaki shorts? Because, I'm telling ya', if he's wearing tube socks and Converse All-Stars, that's what I wear every day.

Duke's avatar

If they're on your feet then you're OK. I think.

ez's avatar

That was the Pinto.

Professor Fate's avatar

True and his older half brothers are utter tools which can't be good. He's really the only one of this discount priced Borgia clan (all the evil and greed none of the interest in arts) that I feel any sympathy for.