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Wait, I thought we hated France. Full of cheese-eating snooty communist types who have healthcare, damn their sorry well-dressed asses. Shouldn't we be pleased at the idea of sending them an unqualified bint as ambassador?

Sigh. I miss the days when Republican presidents thought it was a good idea to appoint Shirley Temple to an ambassadorship. Twice.

State Dept. needs moar dimples.

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Everybody should have one! <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=aepm3FcShD8" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aepm3FcShD8">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Damn lady...you always know the right thing to say. You're like a friggin' Hallmark card of snark.

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Where would you put the embassy? Oh wait....never mind.

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The Ambassador wore bowties.

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OT, but that's a link to Newsmax over yonder, no?

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Why isn't this rag printed so I can wipe my butt with it?

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Devil Wears Out Tucker Carlson

(Later.)

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They should try contributing to Faux -- I hear you can get $75,000 for it.

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No doubt, but why in seven hells would the Brits want her back?

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If both the devil and the pope wear Prada, should she be the ambassador to the Vatican?

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Lyin' in Wintour.

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Lance D.?

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Not so good for Catherine the Great.

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Way back in the mists of the dawn of time, Wonkette had a contributor from DC after The Sweater Puppies Lobbyist, who wrote on her personal blog a loving account of a weekend in Philadelphia with her boy friend and his new riding crop purchased at a local antiques store.

She liked the guy, but she loved the crop.

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Isn't Zanzibar fez country?

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