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malsperanza's avatar

Wait, I thought we hated France. Full of cheese-eating snooty communist types who have healthcare, damn their sorry well-dressed asses. Shouldn't we be pleased at the idea of sending them an unqualified bint as ambassador?

Sigh. I miss the days when Republican presidents thought it was a good idea to appoint Shirley Temple to an ambassadorship. Twice.

State Dept. needs moar dimples.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Everybody should have one! <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=aepm3FcShD8" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aepm3FcShD8">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Damn lady...you always know the right thing to say. You're like a friggin' Hallmark card of snark.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Where would you put the embassy? Oh wait....never mind.

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The Ambassador wore bowties.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT, but that's a link to Newsmax over yonder, no?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Why isn't this rag printed so I can wipe my butt with it?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They should try contributing to Faux -- I hear you can get $75,000 for it.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

No doubt, but why in seven hells would the Brits want her back?

PubOption's avatar

If both the devil and the pope wear Prada, should she be the ambassador to the Vatican?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Lyin' in Wintour.

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Not so good for Catherine the Great.

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Way back in the mists of the dawn of time, Wonkette had a contributor from DC after The Sweater Puppies Lobbyist, who wrote on her personal blog a loving account of a weekend in Philadelphia with her boy friend and his new riding crop purchased at a local antiques store.

She liked the guy, but she loved the crop.

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Isn't Zanzibar fez country?