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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Lucid libel!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Just wait 'til I get to the bottom of the slide.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Also the rentboy that his mother hires for him comments positively on the ties as well.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Wouldn't that be Black Cougars?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Props. I was trying to create snark about some poor slob being tasked with explaining "Correlation does not equal causation" to these shills, but your pithy example is hard to beat.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I'll take <em>Common Logical Fallacies</em> for $400, please Alex.

What is <em>post hoc ergo propert hoc</em>?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Cognitive dissonance - they haz it.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

May I suggest you say "assholes, stop being assholes" and maybe Matthew Boyle will cut this shit out!

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SullivanSt's avatar

3. wait for the knuckledraggers to suck it up like it was ambrosia.

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SullivanSt's avatar

PVS sex... like necrophilia, except the body's still warm.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Obama lefty leftinson with left leaning leftist radical socialist terrorism racial Muslim riled-up chicken salad!

--Daily Caller

Oh, whoops, guess I spilled some of my lunch while the rightwing random outrage generator was on.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Yesterday I said I didn't want it to rain today. Today it hasn't rained. Obviously the rain clouds are doing what I tell them.

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