Daily Caller ‘Reporter’ Blames AG Eric Holder for Metro Pickpocket, Lack of Minority Report Pre-Cogs
Very funny and extremely handsome man Matthew Boyle, who does not at all look like he secretly installs toilet-cams in Foggy Bottom Starbuckses, made a funny with which he is very smugly pleased, judging by his sexpot lady journo Twitter pic.
Perhaps you, the clever and hilarious Wonkette commenter, can help him with a better punchline with which to blame Eric Holder's Justice Department for not having known in advance to send a Metro policeman to a crime that had not yet taken place, and also Obama, because.
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Good for you (doing something bad for you, that is). (While doing something good for you) The two-minute hate will be postponed.
It's her own fault for traveling in a DANGER ZONE per the 2010 Tea Party Hoveroundapalooza travel tips.