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letinstar's avatar

Can this genius get 5 million people together to test out this theory?

Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

"well, I have to be anonymous on the internet because if my boss finds out that I've got these views, they'll fire me. "

This is actually something of a threat I have to worry about daily. Not because I'm just dying to secretly say the n-word, but because I'm a pagan atheist who works at a church. And while I'm not *certain* they'd fire me - they really like me here - it would definitely make for some Uncomfortable Conversations I'd rather not have. But that's a tradeoff I'm willing to make because, aside from strongly disagreeing with their core belief system, I really like this job a lot and they're good to me. I might suggest that those who are so worried their beliefs could get them fired look for more suitable employment. Not sure what that would be, but...

marxalot's avatar

"Be a gross creep in public" is for sure a pitch!

rmontcal's avatar

“People who look the other way when they see them in public think just like them! Bet people will start inviting them to their social gatherings now!”

Women will start dating them!

Blamethrower:  The Weirdening's avatar

It's noteworthy that neither of these exemplars of the master race said the N Word during their gibberish nonsense diatribe. That they lack the courage of their conviction should surprise nobody.

ShrillKitty's avatar

By all means, assholes, put your names on it.

- Employment lawyer

Gingerwentworth's Theory's avatar

It's odd how all these different people assume other people are so racist. Like Charles Manson was one of several I've heard of whose dream was to start some chaos, confident that it would somehow turn into a nationwide race war. So, inside their minds they believed other peoples' minds were just simmering and ready to explode with racial hatred. I haven't seen it-- even when I lived down there.

Dave Zimny's avatar

Memo to self: Don't believe anything said by some guy whose last name looks like a misspelled adjective!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Now, is this the Master Race, or is there someone waiting in the wings who's going to be more mastery?

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Look, these are just plain Volks.

Gingerwentworth's Theory's avatar

I was just looking at that link back there where the guy says "Actually I dont' see anything inherently WRONG with blackface." He backs it up with proof that there's been a lot of it in US theatre history, and to prove he's a hell of a conservative. It reminds me of how hilarious it is to hear black comedians pose at whites-- they invariably hold themselves in a stiff and self-important way, but especially it's in the voice which they're unanimous in pronouncing every syllable slowly and emphatically, esp. the last. They pronounce every syllable in way that is somehow completely humorless. Don't ask me how. I'm probably remembering Eddie Murphy in his red leather suit.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

TBF, if 5M people got together to say the N-word, that would be approx. 1% of the population…and the rest of us would still tell them to go fuck themselves.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

330 million people is a lot, and so is 5 million people, so they're pretty much the same thing: A lot.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Didn't the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, Virginia back in August of 2017 get the job done? I thought that rally (with all of it's good people on both sides) was supposed to be some kind of metaphysical tipping point where white supremacists would forever shed their stigma and stand revealed to all as the harbingers of a new cohesive neo conservative, dominant weltanschauung!

But here they are, six years later, still seething because so many people, including their own siblings, children and co workers keep putting their hands up and saying "None for me, thanks" or "Fuck off Nazi scum bag uncle!"

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Even their tiki torches denounced them.

marcus816's avatar

Disrupt the dominant paradigm my Dude! ✊

(Dumbass.)

Spleen Victoria's avatar

As my ma used to say, every week is bigot week…

marcus816's avatar

In White Supremacy World™️, there’s always time for bigotry …

Oh, and racism, plenty of racism.

Special this week on trans-hate, it’s all the rage…

"M"'s avatar

we hates it, precious

Zyxomma's avatar

They'll never grow up. And none of us will ever date them, either.

Brianna Amore's avatar

And that's why the KKK wore white hoods, so people wouldn't recognize that they were all hateful, violent bigots.

But now they've ripped the hoods off.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I can show you a line of the fuckers in their black shirts and pants uniforms with their AR-15's wearing ski masks and goggles because they openly admit that, if their bosses recognized them from news footage, they'd be fired.

The courage of their convictions.