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What are the chances that conviceted felon/adjudicated Rapist Donald Trump, the WORST President in the history of the U.S., whose Presidency was Constitutionally ENDED by Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, The Courts, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, and others following the constitution, CRASHES the Democrat National Convention in an adult DIAPER and tries to demand Biden take BACK the Nomination, beginning with challenging Ra*ist Trump to another DEBATE. THE RA*IST feels that he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, and not having the balls to complete his COUP, on the country in the World his boss Putin most hates, and he wants protection from JUSTICE for his voluminous, traitorous crimes NOW!!!

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Yeah, bless their little hearts. They know Kamala Harris would not dance with them in a million years, so out come the whiny incel shivs. So sad for them that those shivs are limp, undersized and impotent. Deep down they fear Harris is laughing at them.

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KAMALA HARRIS TOO NORMAL TO BE PRESIDENT111

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They're playing that time honored game of "Fling poo at your opponent until something sticks, then keep talking about it until people believe you."

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Lessee, ways that Assmouth fits the classical middle-America definition of “studly”:

- Doesn’t drink booze, beer or anything else. In fact, prefers Diet Coke.

- Is afraid of germs.

- Intentionally dodged military service.

- Spends all his time online.

- Has other people drive him around.

- Has never actually sat down to eat at a diner, fast food restaurant, or Dennies.

- Is afraid of Black people, women, immigrants, etc.

I can definitely see why the Deplorables love him so…

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One of the accoutrements (oops! use of that word probably voided my man-card) of USian "manliness" is the oversize penis extender commonly referred to as a "big-ass pick-up truck."

People (men) drive around in these things, shielded from weather, rocket attacks, and any suspicion that their penes are actually very small indeed. Their bodies grow doughier by the mile.

I, a metrosexual weenie, do not own even a car, and commute on my bike 40 minutes each way, winter and summer (PNW, so not that hairy). I am 63 (yesterday!), 6'1", and 170 pounds.

Not that *I* give a fuck, but who is "manly" here?

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I have got to get back on my bike. Incidentally, I want to make up stickers: “I’m a ‘Dinkie’TM American Microphallic Society, founded 1994 “Cowering in Shame No Longer.” Make it about the size of a calling card, so your big ass truck driving victim won’t notice for a while

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I like your style!

Just completed my 31st year w/o a car, Oregon has good climates for it. Good luck remounting!

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Yes, Trump's "manliness" factor.

Where did they ever get this idea? Trump has a weak, mewling vocal delivery. He is NOT forceful in his rhetoric, in comparison look at Tim Walz. Without being at all cartoonishly "macho," he accomplishes that, which as a fellow high school teacher I recognize.

Trump dresses like an insecure billionaire with three hundred pounds of fat in a four hundred pound bag. Flaccid and out-of-shape is not generally considered masculine.

Constantly attacking those whom he perceives as weak? No, not "manly."

I think the only "manliness" in any traditional sense they can point to is his incitement and glorification of violence in service to his damaged ego. Am I getting closer?

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Ta, Robyn. I had the displeasure of being introduced to TFG many, many years ago when he visited the boutique law firm where I was working. This was around 1981, IIRC. I had read that he hates shaking hands, so I just nodded my acknowledgment of his presence. He was dour, sour faced, and looked miserable. No way was he studly, then or ever.

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I have an old Army buddy whose dad, an electrical contractor, was screwed over by Trump. His story is less pleasant than yours! ;-)

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"I had read that he hates shaking hands, so I just nodded my acknowledgment of his presence."

Good you were able to avoid the Silkwood shower.

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I feel your pain. I met his equally studly son-in-law when he was a Harvard student playing at being a real estate developer. I was involved with the closing of the first unit in his condo. It will shock you no doubt that his lawyer was not overly competent, so the condo docs were kind of messed up, and he was pretty much a silent bump taking up space in a chair.

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Jesse Watters would actually recognize mediocrity since he sees it staring back at his loathsome self in the mirror each day… dude is a choad and a mediocre one at that…

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Watters puts the "creepy pervert" in "metrosexual."

Why any of these stuffed suits think they are a man is beyond me, and that goes for you, too, Laura Ingraham.

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Very studly to wear orange make up and do the double jerk off dance…oh so studly…NOT

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One of the dumbest tactics that conservatives are absolutely in love with is saying, “you can’t talk about X,” and then spending several paragraphs talking about X with no one stopping them.

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"I have been silenced. Listen to my podcasts and find out why."

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To be fair, Jesse Watters is an expert on mediocrity. You might say he's made it his life's work.

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I hate Grease with the fury of a thousand suns. The movie that taught an entire generation of young girls that all their problems would be solved if they just abandoned their own identity and took up smoking.

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How dare women like wine and food!

Re: Klavan. According to him it took him TEN YEARS of marriage to realize his wife was a fully formed human with a good brain and thoughts of her own.

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I wonder how long it took her to realize that she'd married a klavan?

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They are TERRIFIED of Harris and Walz and the incredible tide turning completely around and correcting itself just 90 days before the election. They are hair-on-fire freaking out and it’s delicious.

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These poor souls. All they have against her is “woman,” because women confuse and reject them. It’s an old, tired and pathetic trope that women are serpents, especially strong women. Women are supposed to give men all the godly sex and babies and then sooth and comfort baby and daddy and give daddy a cold beer and foot rub and giggle and pretend not to understand daddy’s complicated job. But when woman is the boss, and she is smart and capable and strong and doesn’t NEED a man to protect her, then what good is man? She has selfishly made man redundant and lonely and insecure. Mean serpent lady! But “nasty” lady Harris and her wannabe midwestern VP are gonna rout Manly Trump in 3 short months. So get your Kleenex ready!

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A lot of ancient goddesses took serpent form. This isn't an insight recently given to Republicans. However, as usual, they misinterpreted it.

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