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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Isn't that supposed to be done without your knowledge or consent? Oh. Wait.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Silly liberal! If you feed them, they'll just vote Democratic, the damn backstabbers!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Distinguishing it from other R policies how?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Emission Accomplished

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Chris Grrr's avatar

♬ Everybody knows that miscarryin' ain't allowed in school ♩

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It's a fair cop, but society's to blame.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

This is what happens when you dont eat the slut pills like you are suppose to ,you gots to take them like the pill heads specially when you are addicted to the peter.What good does it do if Obammy gives them to you and you dont use them gheesh it aint like there is an abort center on every corner in Texas anymore

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Select a tiny casket and arrange funeral, burial and headstone; register for a Social Security number; arrange for obituary; write eulogy; add more anti-abortion bumper sticker to minivan.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Fetus, don't fail me now!

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The Quirk's avatar

Something for the whole family-- <i>Hashem And Son</i>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

And at that moment your chances of getting a date with her were flushed down the toilet.

(Speaking from experience.)

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...time to break out the MRAPs and tear gas boys, somebody found a fetus in a bathroom!

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Lot_49's avatar

The idea of a pregnant schoolgirl being so ignorant or terrified that she had to miscarry in a restroom is too sad to bear.

And thanks, <i>Polizei</i>, for ramping up the crazee associated with women and their mysteries.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

<em>In related news, the Texas legislature is now considering a bill requiring that all high school restrooms meet the same standards as outpatient surgical centers.</em>

...does this mean all janitors will need to have "admitting privileges" at nearby hospitals as well?

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dslindc's avatar

I hope teachers will be required to have admitting privileges at a local hospital.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...Fox news would have ran a video snippet of an alien bursting out someone's abdomen!

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