Our littlest cat used to get into my reusable grocery bag and tear around the house growling, so you'd see this green bag running all over the house. She weighed about eight pounds and all of it was attitude.
Can we get a quote on just filling in the east wing? Which would be cheaper? Which more effective? Dirt? Or concrete? How much green space could we gain? Levels of CO2 before and after?
Even if we manage to flip the House and Senate, we'll still have Red State Idiocy to contend with, and well still be paying federal income taxes to a regime that wants us dead. Really, guys, what was so wrong with the Articles of Confederation?
The new passports already are real damn fugly. Stamping $hitler's sinister visage in them is like adding his dicktator-terrorist pals Putin and Nuttyahoo on theirs--a guaranteed way to get you yanked out of line for extra screening.
Once upon a time, passports were so cool. You could collect stamps from every country you visited. Now the EU doesn't do it, and other countries & blocs are going digital. Sigh.
Just making sure because you have been quite sentimental this morning. I am glad to hear there isn't something REALLY BAD going on. I have become accustomed to my favorite team sucking since 2014.
"Senate Democrats again lost a bid to curb President Donald Trump’s authority to wield military force — despite making their first inroads with the GOP in weeks of efforts to temper the administration’s foreign policy.
Republicans succeeded in sidelining the resolution in a 51-47 procedural vote, signaling Trump’s continued sway over the GOP. But Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) — who has most recently opposed attempts to hem in Trump on Iran — sided with Democrats, as did Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky. Democratic Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, as with previous votes on Iran, sided with Republicans to kill the resolution."
As I posted last evening, deportation of Cubans have skyrocketed while green card issuance has fallen off the cliff for Cubans. Won't South Florida Republicans be surprised when wet foot/dry foot and immigration preference vanishes once Trump declares Cuba is no longer a Communist Dictatorship.
'...the government asserts that “a reasonable recipient who is familiar with the circumstances would interpret as a serious expression of intent to do harm.”
No, a reasonable recipient who is familiar with the circumstances would interpret the indictments as proof that the prosecutors are tools and the grand jury is comprised of morons who are barely smart enough to breathe.
James Comey rat-fucked that election. Subsequent regrets are meaningless when you've got a face eating leopard gnawing on you. Still, he engaged in free speech and that has to be defended. Even shitty people have rights.
Jinpachi strutting his stuff up there in your gif today: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/jinpachis-catwalk-form
And a meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/7d02f064-d462-44d1-a93e-90f845bab8d9?utm_source=share
You are quickly becoming the Ripley's Believe it or Not of animal videos.
I remain in awwŵw.
Our littlest cat used to get into my reusable grocery bag and tear around the house growling, so you'd see this green bag running all over the house. She weighed about eight pounds and all of it was attitude.
Boxed kitties!
This is just the hilarity I needed this morning!
It's a catwalk and the show must go on
"Dude, that Thomas crossover episode just got freaky."
Nice runway strut by the first one.
Thomas grew bored and chose a different track entirely.
"Well helloooooo, Kitty!"
Unfortunately. I thought it was a good one!
Vogue-ing........but with boxes.........'kay........
Cats are fucking weirdos.
It's hip to be square-ish!
rofl I like how the cats are putting themselves into the costumes XD And the one abandons Thomas for Hello Kitty
It's never too late to shed your old skin and become your true self!
What the fuck did Thomas do? Thanks Obama.
"I haven't got a thing to wear!"
"Hmmm. Too drab. Too much! No, I'm afraid that catty tabby will be wearing this one. Oh, perfect, I mean, I can't see too well, but..." *bam*
That DOJ filing in the ballroom case.....I mean...................ded I am.
Can we get a quote on just filling in the east wing? Which would be cheaper? Which more effective? Dirt? Or concrete? How much green space could we gain? Levels of CO2 before and after?
Sigh, as always, forgot Good Morning.
I'm thinking about Nicolae Ceaușescu this morning. Not sure why.
Even if we manage to flip the House and Senate, we'll still have Red State Idiocy to contend with, and well still be paying federal income taxes to a regime that wants us dead. Really, guys, what was so wrong with the Articles of Confederation?
The new passports already are real damn fugly. Stamping $hitler's sinister visage in them is like adding his dicktator-terrorist pals Putin and Nuttyahoo on theirs--a guaranteed way to get you yanked out of line for extra screening.
Once upon a time, passports were so cool. You could collect stamps from every country you visited. Now the EU doesn't do it, and other countries & blocs are going digital. Sigh.
https://substack.com/@mitchthelawyer/note/c-250804628?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knnzm
OT.
Baconz said a sentimental thing to Rebecca and Shy and "wonk-baby" (sheesh she must what 10 now? 13?)
But to other wonkers I want to honestly, and with all sincerity...God baconz is tearing up.
I honestly mean this from the bottom of my heart. FUCK THE PHILADELPHIA FLYERS!!!! Baconz is a nice man. So I hope a hospital is close to the rink!
Baconz, are you ok?
No! How did the Pens drop 3 games?
Their are only 4 things I love.
BaconzJr
Hamebone
BaconzMa
&
Ice Hockey
And thats not the order it exactly falls in.
Just making sure because you have been quite sentimental this morning. I am glad to hear there isn't something REALLY BAD going on. I have become accustomed to my favorite team sucking since 2014.
So you are a Cubs fan too.
Your gif today is giving me all the life. THANK YOU 😹 😹 😹 😻 😻 😻
Senate rejects bid to check Trump on Cuba
"Senate Democrats again lost a bid to curb President Donald Trump’s authority to wield military force — despite making their first inroads with the GOP in weeks of efforts to temper the administration’s foreign policy.
Republicans succeeded in sidelining the resolution in a 51-47 procedural vote, signaling Trump’s continued sway over the GOP. But Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) — who has most recently opposed attempts to hem in Trump on Iran — sided with Democrats, as did Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky. Democratic Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania, as with previous votes on Iran, sided with Republicans to kill the resolution."
https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/04/28/congress/senate-rejects-bid-to-check-trump-on-cuba-00897543
As I posted last evening, deportation of Cubans have skyrocketed while green card issuance has fallen off the cliff for Cubans. Won't South Florida Republicans be surprised when wet foot/dry foot and immigration preference vanishes once Trump declares Cuba is no longer a Communist Dictatorship.
'...the government asserts that “a reasonable recipient who is familiar with the circumstances would interpret as a serious expression of intent to do harm.”
No, a reasonable recipient who is familiar with the circumstances would interpret the indictments as proof that the prosecutors are tools and the grand jury is comprised of morons who are barely smart enough to breathe.
so, everyday average Americans?
You know...morons.
The common jury of the new South.
Have a great day, everyone 💙💛
https://bsky.app/profile/philoof.bsky.social/post/3mkmwan4yjk2p
Officer! Arrest that person for sandalism!
James Comey rat-fucked that election. Subsequent regrets are meaningless when you've got a face eating leopard gnawing on you. Still, he engaged in free speech and that has to be defended. Even shitty people have rights.
"Even shitty people have rights."
I have to keep reminding myself of that. That's one belief that makes us the Good Guys.
𝗩𝗢𝗧𝗘! Nothing changes if we don't win!
"Virginia just became the first state in the South to guarantee up to 12 weeks of paid family and medical leave.
Elections have consequences—and some of them can be pretty great!"
https://bsky.app/profile/hillaryclinton.bsky.social/post/3mkl2vgtinc2q
Meanwhile Alex Jones isn't just losing it over THE ONION getting control of Infowars. He's flipping out past the Oort Cloud!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XU2YzHVzIw
How could we tell?
Republican Poutrage Theater...
Oh nothing, just the chair of the House Intelligence Committee calling Bernie Sanders a "threat to national security" on television...
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mkn3ptq4xq2d
Bernie, in a Chinese EV, with a bucket of seashells could bring down the Republic.
Intelligence doing heavy lifting.
𝗔𝗰𝗰𝘂𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗠𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accusation_in_a_mirror
"Accusation in a mirror is a propaganda technique where someone falsely attributes their own motives or intentions onto their adversaries."