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Imagine a sober Peggy Noonan. But I contradict myself...

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This and her day job as Marissa Mayer has her sooooo confused!

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I dream of a great meeting of the minds between The Nooner and The Dowd. Preferably in Kazakhstan.

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Bravo!

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"...moral and practical underpinnings... on refugees from terror nations..." "Terror nations?" Are you fucking kidding me? I refuse to believe that this hosebag is getting paid for this pap.

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> "That I not act, toward women, like a pig? Done, and I accept your critique. That I explain the moral and practical underpinnings of my stand on refugees from terror nations? I’d be happy to. My well-hidden secret is that I love everyone and hear the common rhythm of their beating hearts.”

Wait a min, isn't this the definition of a Democrat?

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Two Corinth

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Sane Donald Trump would have never been popular and/or rich.

Insanity is his brand.

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With pistols at noon?

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or your first cigarette on your last dying day.https://youtu.be/YGHejAA_Hr...

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Methinks the Dame has been riding the Trump Fantasyland ride too long.....

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What? Is Somalia too humid this time of year?

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But he could just as easily do so on me!

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~And~ laudanum

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Why, a sane Hitler not only would have made better fashion choices (those blasé brown shirts! Hideous!) but who knows maybe even came up with a "not totally final solution"!

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shudder

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