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Bobo Brazil's avatar

That takes some doing.

Aquaria's avatar

To Peg's credit, that constant Tanqueray guzzling has preserved her well.

The Quirk's avatar

I'll play Debbil's Advocate and say whatever RNC stooge allowed Ted to go on stage without a clear Affirmative on Trump deserves a good whuppin', and will probably get it, too.

peteywheats's avatar

Hip Hop and Canadians don't mix. (Former child stars potentially excepted)

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Fetch the smelling salts!

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Ice, (and a frozen Margarita), will help.

John McCarthy's avatar

Diarrhea deodorizer would be nice, the dame has crapped her pants again.

John McCarthy's avatar

The Wayne Mad-sen guy, claiming to be a Naval Investigator in some former life, is the author of the article with the photo of Oswald and Ted's daddy having coffee, in the National Inquire rag. Trump is not the originator, just the commenter but MEDIA insists the fault is Trump. Truth is FREE!!!!! Media sucks.

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Pants?! Heaven forfend!Try loosening her corset!

(Funny post.)

Puipui's avatar

COUNT VON COUNT LIBEL!

Paperless Tiger's avatar

If she thinks Ted would pass up a chance to grudge-fuck Donald on live TV, she just doesn't know Ted.

jmhm's avatar

I think Occam's razor suggests that this, like the story about Cruz' mistresses, is a Trump campaign special.

Aquaria's avatar

IIRC my Republican tropes, what was said doesn't matter. It's the fact he was there that they'll latch onto. The Republicans are about the visual. They don't care about what's actually said--and even if they do, they promptly forget when it suits them.

And it will suit them to forget whatever Cruz said.

phoenix00's avatar

"Mr. Cruz was charming, modest and funny."https://media.licdn.com/mpr...

Kathy Taus's avatar

I've missed Dame Noonington