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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Benjamin Franklin used an authentic sex loom to weave the original Patriotic Merkin .

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Mahousu's avatar

I thought you guys just did a Christine O'Donnell article. Yeah, <a href="http:\/\/happynicetimepeople.com\/women-dont-masturbate-enough\/" target="_blank">here it is, right here</a>.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Shaggy and Shaggy-er"

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Vienna Woods's avatar

She should come to Ottawa. She'd fit right in with this crew <a href="http://nhop.ca/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://nhop.ca/">http://nhop.ca/</a>

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

YES WICCAN

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the fact that people no longer think it's a big deal to confuse the two speaks volumes

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

#NOTALLWITCHES

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bobbert's avatar

Gammel Dansk.

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bobbert's avatar

Hey, look who thinks she's nothing.

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bobbert's avatar

So, since she cites (St) JPII, that makes her a Catholic witch, amirite?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so she probably floats

SHE IS A WITCH!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

which is kinda funny, considering Genies are seriously Muslinish...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so Rand Paul is her familiar?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

leave it to ungroomed beavers...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she'd have better luck on a snipe hunt

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...much needed radical reawakening of America’s founding..."</i>

Um ... I don't get it. What do we need to be awakened from?

We became the wealthiest nation in history <i>after</i> we drifted away from the founding principles with those "teen" Amendments wingers hate so much. We became the most powerful (and even wealthier) after the New Deal and all its socialism.

We've got work to do on almost anything related to equity (race, gender, economics). But that is certainly not what Ms O'Donnell thinks a quasi-religious "reawakening" would address. And our political system has been seriously broken since Clinton was impeached over blowjobs.

So ... I don't get it.

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