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Benjamin Franklin used an authentic sex loom to weave the original Patriotic Merkin .

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I thought you guys just did a Christine O'Donnell article. Yeah, <a href="http:\/\/happynicetimepeople.com\/women-dont-masturbate-enough\/" target="_blank">here it is, right here</a>.

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"Shaggy and Shaggy-er"

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She should come to Ottawa. She'd fit right in with this crew <a href="http://nhop.ca/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://nhop.ca/">http://nhop.ca/</a>

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YES WICCAN

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the fact that people no longer think it's a big deal to confuse the two speaks volumes

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#NOTALLWITCHES

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Gammel Dansk.

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Hey, look who thinks she's nothing.

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So, since she cites (St) JPII, that makes her a Catholic witch, amirite?

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so she probably floats

SHE IS A WITCH!!1!

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which is kinda funny, considering Genies are seriously Muslinish...

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so Rand Paul is her familiar?

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leave it to ungroomed beavers...

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she'd have better luck on a snipe hunt

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<i>"...much needed radical reawakening of America’s founding..."</i>

Um ... I don't get it. What do we need to be awakened from?

We became the wealthiest nation in history <i>after</i> we drifted away from the founding principles with those "teen" Amendments wingers hate so much. We became the most powerful (and even wealthier) after the New Deal and all its socialism.

We've got work to do on almost anything related to equity (race, gender, economics). But that is certainly not what Ms O'Donnell thinks a quasi-religious "reawakening" would address. And our political system has been seriously broken since Clinton was impeached over blowjobs.

So ... I don't get it.

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