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Actually, I was half-joking. There is stuff we can do. Never underestimate how big a pussy the average politician is. It's amazing what a relatively small number of phone calls can do. It's also kind of amazing how small a check can be and yet still get a politician's attention, if you make sure they know you're sending it. Our power is in the lack principle that lives throughout Congress.

Lately I've taken to calling Lindsey Graham's office, making sure he knows I'm a Dem, to congratulate him on standing up to Trump, with the promise of financial support if he actually follows through. I don't think I agree with very much Lindsey has ever said, but if he can help, I'll support him. Hell, if he declares himself as an Independent, I'll blow him.

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I think there was more desperation when it came to Clinton. Lynch wasn't running for President so she wasn't the clear-and-present-danger.

Eh but what am I doing trying to think like a RWNJ..... hurts my brain already.

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Maybe because Comey presented himself more as an ideological threat than a personal one? (I'm still idly speculating btw)

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I'm hoping the republucans turn on him but they're collectively horrible human beings so it's doubtful. Collectively and singularly actually.

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You're a very silly person, but not an especially creative troll. Happy Banhammerkah!

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You seem to have wandered into the wrong comments section. Here, let me show you the door.

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Comey violated the Hatch Act, and should have charges to that effect filed against him.

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Damn! I am in awe of your reasoning ability. It is most impressive. You've run circles around me logically. That's the problem with being a liberal snowflake: the inability to reason. You've certainly opened my eyes. I'm now ditching Wonkette for Breitbart. I mean here I was thinking that an ex-president could be friends with a federal DA from the New York district and that their planes just happen both to be at the same airport and that they could actually want to talk about something other than work like family and other personal interests. But, you are absolutely right. Politicians and political office holders are not human. They only are Machiavellian beings constantly scheming for their own good.

And, you've proven Galileo right! There is no need to actually do experiments or observe things in nature because your amazing reasoning power will lead you to the truth every time. Just like when Galileo went to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa to drop a small light ball and a large heavy one to demonstrate to all the disbelieving liberal snowflakes that the large heavy one would hit the ground first -- logic, you know -- but, much to his surprise, they hit at the same time. Maybe "logic" ain't everything.

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my chin is always up, there is no hate in my heart, i have a great life, and i dont need your patronising prayer...now, as a last friendly and respectful word of advice...please, go the fuck away, before someone drops a house (and the wonkette banhammer) on you too....happy holidays

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And we did. GFY and GTFO.

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TRUMP WON FAGGOT PUSSY LIBTARDS HAHAHAHAHHAA

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You seem nice.

Let's take a stroll through your mercifully brief commenting history...

there's this...

There's the almost unbelievably idiotic "trump is god now libtardswill have to deal with it or they can kill themselves either way is fine"

and there's the delightful "It seems that you also have autism just like every other ---- and trump already won so stop crying and get over it" and "yeah you have autism if you think that's gonna happen."

Are you 12 years old?

Bugger off back to Derpistan, you nitwit.

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fuck off kid stay mad because trump won there's nothing you can do about so keep crying pussy libtard tears https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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...okay let me ask you this - what is your 'take' or your 'belief' on what transpired that day at Sky Harbor...

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Their "faggy feelings"? LOL

Is it that you're afraid you're gay or are you just afraid that gay men will treat you the way you think women should be treated (you know... if you knew any women other than your mom)?

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Lol ohhhh nooo my feelings are hurt lol take your faggot feelings about being a pussy liberal and go suck Muslim dick lol hahaha hillary and Bernie lost pussies didn't get thier way this year is all you can do live in your parents basement as the sad white Knight fat eating pizza pussy who cries he can't get any pussy because he's too nice to women so they take advantage of you Lol !

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